The Man's lulz

topic posted Thu, April 23, 2009 - 1:36 PM by  The Man
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  • Re: The Man's lulz

    Sun, April 26, 2009 - 9:54 AM
    Well, the man is successfully trolling the Burning Man tribe, which is notoriously difficult:
    bm.tribe.net/thread/734d...1e70cd08eb64

    I want to say... good job? I don't really get what you're trying to accomplish, though, but have at it I guess.
    • Re: The Man's lulz

      Mon, April 27, 2009 - 9:16 AM
      Dude, why don't you people try to have a BBQ@ with them. It can't be all that bad. Maybe you could teach them what ever it is your "Aimless Faggoting About" skills have to offer and they can teach you how to make a bong out of an apple core and a recycled tampon.

      We can all be friends.
      • Re: The Man's lulz

        Mon, April 27, 2009 - 9:26 AM
        I always feel mild cognitive dissonance when the people getting trolled are non-trolls who are friends of mine--esp when I know that the friends are going through some major and serious and bad life stuff right now, and might not be as quick-witted as ordinarily.
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          Re: The Man's lulz

          Mon, April 27, 2009 - 10:12 AM
          On the moon we dont worry about cognitive dissonance, because we are not a bunch of gravity based pussies. We don't worry about what a bad time you are having in life because there are no bad times on the moon. Except when the gorgatron eats our craps.

          Wit has been phased out and replaced with pornography and lymerics. And all past times have been phased out in lieu of trolling. We mooninites are Master trollers who have won many many awards you pathetic earth creatures have never even heard of.

          Now suck on that earth breeder!
  • Re: The Man's lulz

    Wed, April 29, 2009 - 9:24 AM
    Successfully trolling BM is easy.

    oh wait, i am bitching like a pretender here. wouldn't want to be confused with someone who just bitches all the time that they are disinterested and still show up to the same fucking places that disinterest them obviously so much. that would be silly and hypocritical.
    • Re: The Man's lulz

      Wed, April 29, 2009 - 11:48 AM
      >> Successfully trolling BM is easy. <<

      You haven't done it yet.
      • Re: The Man's lulz

        Wed, April 29, 2009 - 11:52 AM
        *fap*
        • Re: The Man's lulz

          Wed, April 29, 2009 - 12:11 PM
          okay, so let me get this straight: the troll is called "The Man," and people in a hippie tribe who claim to be anti-troll engage in a multiple-post thread with him? It's weird. It's like finding out people still do hella-coke when you haven't done it since the 80's and forget it's even around anymore. (Reminder: The answer to vanquishing trolls is to simply ignore them. Si facile.)

          I analyze it to mean one of two things: 1) trolls are an essential public service in that they remind the rest of us that some people never learn, or 2) everyone is so freaking bored by their own content that they are, in fact, endorsing trolls as welcome respite.

          As regards friends going through hard times I say the added benefit is the therapy of being able to yell at someone without it mattering. Why, I've done it myself on bad days and can vouch for the therapeutic effects. JUST FUCKING TRY ME!!!!
          • Re: The Man's lulz

            Wed, April 29, 2009 - 1:26 PM
            Heh, that is a good point.

            Trolls are definitely something you can punch if you need to. And they punch back, in a silly way, and everybody calls each other faggots with personality disorders and a fondness for anal penetration and it's all harmless, sweaty fight club sort of manly outlet.
            • Re: The Man's lulz

              Wed, April 29, 2009 - 1:28 PM
              there is nothing wrong with a faggot with a penchant for anal penetration. that is like bitching about fish liking water.
          • Re: The Man's lulz

            Wed, April 29, 2009 - 1:27 PM
            They take any bait. All I have to do is change names and use the same stupid routines and they buy it. What is new? Fuck, even this "oh look at me I am trolling BM" shit is nothing new. and Rendalls softcore porn attempts at baiting.. also not new. Nothing is new under the sun you stupid fucks. And to be damn honest few of you were ever responsible for anything new to begin with. And yet we go on and endure it from each other.

            What torture!
            • St. JMan vs. The Man

              Wed, April 29, 2009 - 1:53 PM
              Oh no!

              Challenge or not, it looks like you bit it, bitch. Even though you're pretending not to care, I can tell you do.

              Let us see how it goes.

              bm.tribe.net/thread/977d...7f7df62debbf

              Despite a lackluster beginning, I know you have it in you to beat The Man's sorry troll ass.
              • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                Wed, April 29, 2009 - 2:15 PM
                dumb ass that was sarcasm directed at you. have you gotten that soft in the head?
                • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                  Wed, April 29, 2009 - 2:17 PM
                  since i have to spell it out for you chimps:

                  you are doing nothing new.
                  you are doing nothing special.
                  and you bitch constantly about the same.

                  That post to BM was a sarcastic stab at those of you who thought otherwise.

                  Anyone too stupid to get the literal meaning? If so let me know and I will try to work it out in pictograms for you.
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                    Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                    Wed, April 29, 2009 - 2:23 PM
                    >> That post to BM was a sarcastic stab at those of you who thought otherwise. <<

                    That was telegraphed from light years away, St. JMan. You're not smart enough to slip one past me, even though I have a freaking headache that's lasted for weeks. Probably a brain tumor or AIDS.

                    Even the message "Nothing new under the sun" is freaking ancient, son. That's like 10th grade English class shit. Come on.

                    I'll school you some in reading comprehension: "Even though you're pretending not to care, I can tell you do." notes and concisely addresses all of your above concerns, mkay?
                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                      Wed, April 29, 2009 - 3:57 PM
                      So no pictograms for you? the "i know you care" hook is grade 1 troll bait.

                      However:

                      My main point Rendall, if you dont read it at our other location. Stop being a preening queen and be rendall. you were a presence, now you are in danger of becoming one of "them."
                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                        Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:04 PM
                        Sometimes a musician plays scales. Sometimes an olympic skier hits the bunny slope. Sometimes a PUA takes home an ugly girl. I don't get why that upsets you.
                        • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                          Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:10 PM
                          Sometimes a musician plays scales. Sometimes an olympic skier hits the bunny slope. Sometimes a PUA takes home an ugly girl. I don't get why that upsets you.
                          ========

                          It doesnt Upset me. I am just getting tired or (god) bored of the repetitive "bored" comments. even your slack ass shit is better than that same lame ass position over and over.

                          basically i deserve the same level of entertainment back.
                          • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                            Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:12 PM
                            One "I'm bored" thread on whatever-that-tribe was, targeting those weak-ass cartoon trolls. I expected it to send them into an offended tizzy, but you? What, they aren't yours, are they? Fuuck, I hope not.
                            • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                              Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:29 PM
                              actually i wish they were. they were kinda cute. it was like getting to see aqua teen without having to tune in at a specific time.

                              i just come back every few weeks and see these "i am bored" fucking threads. shit you are not the only one man. just fucking do something about it. at least the chimps behind the ATHF shit did something, even if it wasnt that creative.

                              it was funny. admit it. i will.
                              • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                Thu, April 30, 2009 - 9:04 AM
                                >> it was funny. admit it. i will. <<

                                Maybe I'd think they were funny if I watched those cartoons. I know, I'm in the minority, but South Park, et.al, are funny for about a minute and then I get bored. Cannibal: A Musical was great though, by Trey Parker.
                                • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                  Thu, April 30, 2009 - 1:38 PM
                                  ATHF is a stoner comedy through and through it is 15 minutes of insane nonsense. It is exactly how long you can take it and how long it is funny. Seeing the movie taught me that.
                                  • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                    Thu, April 30, 2009 - 1:39 PM
                                    It is truely worth a watch. I rarely recommend shows to people.

                                    really Family guy, ATHF and strangely My Name is Earl are about it for me outside Educational TV.
                • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                  Wed, April 29, 2009 - 2:19 PM
                  How dare you! Of... um... of course I knew that!
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                    Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                    Wed, April 29, 2009 - 3:58 PM
                    Good, I thought for a second you had gone fucking gomer on me or turned the keys over to an aspie who only understands the world in terms of shit play and irrational primes.
                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                      Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:01 PM
                      >> now you are in danger of becoming one of "them." <<

                      I am, and always have been, one of "them". Forget it at your peril.
                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                        Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:08 PM
                        ok that was a redeeming retort.
                        • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                          Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:10 PM
                          It gives me deep and abiding comfort that I am redeemed in your eyes.
                          • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                            Wed, April 29, 2009 - 4:12 PM
                            As it should.

                            we all know i am the most important thing in the world and what i think actually dictates and maps the trends and morals of this fair land.
                            • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                              Thu, April 30, 2009 - 8:19 AM
                              This one kind of redeems JMan in my eyes (re: cartoon characters): "actually i wish they were (his characters/trolls/personas/avatars/whatever-the-fuck). they were kinda cute. it was like getting to see aqua teen without having to tune in at a specific time."

                              I think the Hu-Man JMan is infinitely more entertaining than the verbose troll--who has the patience to read all that?! Your real "A" Game is closer than you think, my lord.
                              • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                Thu, April 30, 2009 - 1:37 PM
                                baby girl i stopped playing my a-game when they took away the fun house.
                                • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                  Thu, April 30, 2009 - 2:54 PM
                                  I initially read that as fun-hose and it made more sense.

                                  Scary thing about this thread is that, as inane as it is, we still live-up to our tribe-title.
                                  • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                    Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:21 PM
                                    "Scary thing about this thread is that, as inane as it is, we still live-up to our tribe-title. "
                                    I'm glad I wrested this tribe away from that pretender, mxna.

                                    "But Jman, try talkin' this kind of trash about other cultural groups (Blacks, Jews, etc) and see what happens. "
                                    bm.tribe.net/thread/701e...d4a35912e52c

                                    What "cultural group" is the venerable St. Jman trash-talking? Hippies. Yes, friends, according to this genius, centuries of black and jewish struggle under slavery and oppression is on a par with that of... flower children.
                                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                      Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:32 PM
                                      Snerk. Yeah, burners have been terribly oppressed throughout history. It sucks when you're not served in places requiring personal hygiene.

                                      Rendall, I'm going to make you become my octo-troll.
                                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                      Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:33 PM
                                      SHUT UP, HIPPY!

                                      I have a (boy)friend who is this crazy homeless drifter (guitarist) ex-NY tough/wisekid, who drove a u-haul full of hippies around to deadhead concerts for awhile. He didn't have much, but bought these peace loving hippies food, and gas, and cooked for them and cared for them. Turns out their u-haul was stolen and the police arrested them all, and viola-! They all had cash for bail and bus tickets out of there. They left their generous chauffeur/cook/bodyguard, who by that time had nothing, to fend for himself. TRUE STORY.

                                      Wiser, but no less kind, he still rescues clueless hippies from getting ass-raped when they try to sleep out in public parks overnight. (ALSO TRUE STORY)

                                      Moral of this story is Язηdall is correct.
                                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                        Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:37 PM
                                        Hey, Trixie,

                                        Let's you and me get geared up with some tie-eye strapons, cruise around town, and assrape us some faux-indigent hippies.

                                        We can work up a sort of badger game deal with your boyfriend. He collects them, nurtures them and dumps them, and then we can terrorize them and shake them down for their trust funds.
                                        • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                          Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:40 PM
                                          Okay I'm all down for trust fund shake-downs, but I am getting NO WHERE NEAR a hippie's ass!!

                                          (I wanted to do an lol but didn't want to invite the scorn of this unforgiving lot.)
                                          • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                            Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:42 PM
                                            Hmm. Point about hippie asses. Though we could carry disposable patchouli-scented ass-wipes to tidy up...wait...the patchouli-scented asswipes...

                                            OK, that thought just aborted itself. Thousands of right-to-lifers choked down a ton of pork rinds in protest.
                                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                        Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:37 PM
                                        Okay, once again my post did not appear where I intended. I DID NOT just call Shannon "hippy."

                                        And she is likewise correct: it's so oppressive to be asked to not be a dirty stinky hippie in a place where food is being served.
                                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                        Fri, May 1, 2009 - 10:24 AM
                                        I have a (boy)friend who is this crazy homeless drifter (guitarist) ex-NY tough/wisekid, who drove a u-haul full of hippies around to deadhead concerts for awhile.
                                        ==================

                                        not even going to read the rest:

                                        so you mean a mooching faggot?
                                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                      Fri, May 1, 2009 - 10:03 AM
                                      Rendall, i am not even sure what you are trying to say here. please narrow down your bait to bite size chunks here. remember i have to fuck with you people between chunks of Jscript.



                                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                      Fri, May 1, 2009 - 10:19 AM
                                      But Jman, try talkin' this kind of trash about other cultural groups (Blacks, Jews, etc) and see what happens. "
                                      =============

                                      ok brain is out of jscript and in english, now i read what you were saying. still you are arguing with them as they buy bait intended to show how silly baiting them is in the first place.

                                      the fact that this assanine method worked, just depresses me. This place has gone from shooting fish in a barrel to gluing the fish down to the bottom of the barrel and lobbing grenades in there.
                                  • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                    Fri, May 1, 2009 - 10:01 AM
                                    Scary thing about this thread is that, as inane as it is, we still live-up to our tribe-title.
                                    =================

                                    being the cream of the crop of in a field of turds, still has us smelling like shit.
                                    • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                      Fri, May 1, 2009 - 1:56 PM
                                      Yes indeed I'll have to agree. oh well! *pfffffft-!*
                                      • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                        Mon, May 4, 2009 - 10:20 AM
                                        which one? the faggoty mooch? or the creamy turd?
                                        • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                          Tue, May 12, 2009 - 7:57 AM
                                          You people sure wrote a lot and said nothing at all. Anyone want a melon?
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                                            Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                            Fri, May 15, 2009 - 9:54 PM
                                            so my question is when a guy asks me to come over and fuck his wife or girlfriend while he watches, do I have to be nice to the girl? I like to fuck roughhardfast, and shove my dick in the girl's ass a few times before I cum in her pussy. I don't use condoms. Do I have to pretend I like the bitch or tell her I love her? Because I don't. I just want to fuck the bitch in the ass, shoot my load in her cunt, and get the hell out of there before the fag tries to suck my dick. If the fag tries to suck my dick, I'll smash him in the head with a lamp vase.
                                            • Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                              Sat, May 16, 2009 - 2:52 AM
                                              Yeah, you have to be nice to the girl. But not tell her you love her. Then you have to suck dick after saying "please Daddy please."

                                              It's the rules.

                                              p.s. What is a "lamp vase?"
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                                                Re: St. JMan vs. The Man

                                                Sat, May 16, 2009 - 12:38 PM
                                                Yeah, I was wondering that, too. Without knowing what a "lamp vase" is, I don't see how any of us can even hope to begin to address the questions posed by this particular poster.

                                                I sent him a PM demanding that he clarify what he means by "lamp vase" but he has not replied.

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