look man the whole advantage of having a huge member IN MY PANTS...

is so I don't have to get the std's on my face...

How would we go about testing this anyway? I'm thinking assembly line or one of these:
www.retrojunk.com/img/art-i...oround.jpg

And it could be run like speed dating, except it's speed eating. Get five minutes, the fellas sitting around the wheel demonstrate their abilities to the ladies on the wheel of joy... DING DING DING ...and the wheel of joy rotates one position to the right. Begin, ding ding, rotate.

Of course, everyone is covered with recyclable, environmentally-smart safety latex that is disposed between rounds.

Rendall, I'm as unconvinced as you are. It's something he brags about every few months. But we have only his word and no references. As his word isn't exactly the gold standard, we must simply sigh, roll our eyes, and let it pass.

"Somehow I'm unconvinced that you're as good at it as you think. "

--- the complaint was directed at you. Where did you see me boasting in this thread?

Let's get something clear. Whatever your sexual disfunction ... it's not my fault.

A girl left you ... it's not my fault.

A girl got freaky and weird on you ... it's not my fault.

Can't get it up ... it's not my fault.

Bored with your sexual partner ... it's not my fault.

Horny and can't get laid ... it's not my fault.

It's not my fault.