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I am shopping. Get the fuck out of my way.
Open the fucking door to this store or I will kill you. I will kill you if I have to, to get to the shit I want to buy. I am gonna get those flat screen TVs, I am gonna be first in line, I am gonna get mine.
Uggs. Gonna get 'em. Garmins, GPS. I'll kill you to get what I wanna buy. So get the fuck out of my way, store clerk. I will run you down. I will stomp on your head if you get in my way. I gotta buy, first thing early morning day after Thanksgiving. I'll kill you, motherfucker.
Open the fucking door to this store or I will kill you. I will kill you if I have to, to get to the shit I want to buy. I am gonna get those flat screen TVs, I am gonna be first in line, I am gonna get mine.
Uggs. Gonna get 'em. Garmins, GPS. I'll kill you to get what I wanna buy. So get the fuck out of my way, store clerk. I will run you down. I will stomp on your head if you get in my way. I gotta buy, first thing early morning day after Thanksgiving. I'll kill you, motherfucker.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 6:02 PMAnd the sad irony is, they were all sent home without buying anything, on account of the death they caused.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, December 1, 2008 - 6:34 PMand at Wal-Mart of all places
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 5:46 AMThis is just an example of why I hate crowds.
Didn't know that I hate crowds? I do.
I don't have a phobia of crowds, but I do have a strong urge to get to high ground and the hell away from them whenever they start acting like a mob or a herd. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 5:49 AMDidn't know that I hate crowds? I do.
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i hate them because i am always guaranteed to hear the stupidest thing i have ever heard when the population density of a given space goes above 5. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 6:39 AM..in which case, they have some value as troll fodder. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 7:48 AM..in which case, they have some value as troll fodder.
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i consider most people to be styrofoam packing peanuts packed dense enough to keep interesting things apart.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 8:54 PMMake 'em wait in a line for a free Starbucks drink as they enter the building.
Or station barking dogs. Or hand out leaflets on therapeutic breathing practices.
This reminds me of some concert venues I've attended. Must have the newest
fad item. They should give the clerk who opens the door full battle gear.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 5:47 AMDawn of the Dead. The original. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 6:30 AMif you have ever been high at a Walmart at 2am, you would realise that much like strippers, the inhabitants are already dead on the inside. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 7:31 AMOMG. You mean, Dawn of the Dead is.....a social commentary, and that the zombies represent consumers?!?!!?!! -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 7:40 AMno dawn of the dead is history in real time as told by low-rent movie directors. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 7:40 AMthe better question though is "what were you doing at a walmart at 2am 'high' " -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Wed, December 3, 2008 - 3:51 PM>>While the individuals who actually caused this death will probably never be identified or prosecuted even if they are identified, Wal-Mart is assuredly going to be blamed for the wrongful death, on the theory that it is foreseeable that holding a sale with deep discounts but limited supplies will lead to the death of store clerks unless security guards are hired to perform riot control.
The actual angle that the suit seems to be taking is: "besides failing to provide adequate security for a pre-dawn crowd estimated at 2,000, Wal-Mart "engaged in specific marketing and advertising techniques to specifically attract a large crowd and create an environment of frenzy and mayhem and was otherwise careless, reckless and negligent,"" according to this article: www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1...59.html
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 5:30 AMIs there precedent for liability on the basis of deliberately causing frenzy? This could possibly be more interesting than usual.
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well deliberately inciting a riot is a crime on the state and i think in some cases federal level. you could take it from that angle i guess. but that is what being a good civil trial lawyer is paid to do.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 4:23 PMYes, there is legal precedent for finding liabilty against the promoters of events that cause mayhem. If it was foreseeable that the event would cause mayhem, and the promoters were careless in taking measures to prevent the mayhem, then that's negligence.
But since when was having a sale an event from which it was foreseeable that shoppers would fucking kill anyone who got in their way?
Apparently, there already have been a few shopping mayhem cases. I guess I didn't know just how depraved ordinary people have become. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 4:53 PMWell, hmm.
In a period of economic uncertainty and anxiety such as this one indisputably is, it very likely might be arguable that Wal-mart, by offering limited and highly desirable consumer resources in limited quantity during a limited period might indeed be guilty of inciting mayhem, by setting up conditions that exacerbated already existing high anxiety.
People, I think, as individuals are perfectly civil. Capitalism, on the other hand, is fucking brutal.
I saw a graph recently about consumption, from the 1950s to now. There's like a huge sharp upward vertical climb--our economy became primarily consumer-based, unsurprisingly, in the early 80s. Now, it depends on consumerism the way that in the 60s it depended on manufacturing and in the last century depended on raw materials like lumber and coal. Not only that, but people have been explicitly told for the past decade now that the best thing they could do to support their country was shop. The more we shop, the better the economy is.
This is a really fucked up situation--a national economy that depends on consumption in order to survive--and given that much of the consumption of the last couple of decades is grounded in intangibles like infinitely reproducible information technology and credit,-it totally clashes with the old economic laws of supply and demand. And it's supply and demand that Black Friday sales play on.
So, consumers, more specifically Wal-mart shoppers who tend to be lower-middle class and thus very much among the most economically jittery and affected by the current downturn, are essentially, on some limbic animal level, shopping for their lives--because that is, according to what they have been told, will save them.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 4:55 PMOh, and feel free to poke holes in that, anybody. Not sure where my logic holds and where it doesn't.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 5:16 PM>>it very likely might be arguable that Wal-mart, by offering limited and highly desirable consumer resources in limited quantity during a limited period might indeed be guilty of inciting mayhem, by setting up conditions that exacerbated already existing high anxiety.<<
it might also be argued that by performing in front of large groups of school girls, *insert insipid band name here*..
you see where i'm going with this - where would it end?
>>People, I think, as individuals are perfectly civil. Capitalism, on the other hand, is fucking brutal.<<
people have maimed each other in crowds over all kinds of things, most of which
had fuck all to do with capitalism.
the rest of your post seems specious to me since this guy getting mowed down was
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 9:16 PMWhere was this particular Wal-Mart, anyway? I really avoided that constant rerun of that story.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 7:34 PM"People, I think, as individuals are perfectly civil. Capitalism, on the other hand, is fucking brutal. "
---what you are saying is that but for capitalism, everyone would be super nice, but introduce capitalism, and people become brutal.
This is absurd and is certainly not supported by history or economics. Human brutality existed long before capitalism.
Capitalist societies are no less civil than non capitalist socieites.
Anyhow, I think you are confusing consumerism with capitalism. They are not necessarily the same thing.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 5:54 AMBut since when was having a sale an event from which it was foreseeable that shoppers would fucking kill anyone who got in their way?
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because Walmarts key demographic is something akin to a 400 lb Boar. Those things spook if you point at them. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 9:23 AMwild:
>the rest of your post seems specious to me since this guy getting mowed down was
an anomaly among *how many?* of the same sales that went on all over the country.
This is a good point. It wouldn't work to argue that Walmart caused this to happen, in the same direct way that melamine in infant formula causes babies to get sick. It might be possible, however, to argue that they set up conditions in which such a thing was likely to occur. In which case, that would be true of all stores holding sales and offering limited quantities, in which case you end up with the conclusion that Black Friday sales are extremely dangerous in times of deep economic anxiety. Which wouldn't work either, because it's silly--but then no sillier than, for example, the notion that liquid personal products could be turned into deadly weapons on airplanes, and that therefore we must forbid all of fthem.
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>>---what you are saying is that but for capitalism, everyone would be super nice, but introduce capitalism, and people become brutal.
>>This is absurd and is certainly not supported by history or economics. Human brutality existed long before capitalism.
Capitalist societies are no less civil than non capitalist socieites.
The language wasn't as precise as it should have been, but that wasn't what I intended to say. My base assumption was that evil, such as it is, lies within systems that set people against each other in competition, not human nature itself. And this is one of those basic worldview things that can be no more proven nor disproven than the existence of God. It is perfectly true that human brutality is universal and probably hardwired. The form that brutality takes though, and the scale of it, can depend a lot on conditions. People are also equally capable of great kindness, civility, self-sacrifice, etc. What a piece of work is man, etc etc. Hamlet's self-absorbed depressive but pretty little rant covers this ground.
History and anthropology do support that human societies which exist in times and places where there is less scarcity are in general less violent than in places with more. It's probably no surprise that the first civilizations, and with them, the technology of large-scale war and the sort of social hierarchies that concentrate wealth and power to a few on top, all arose on river deltas surrounded by deserts: Sumer, Egypt, China. Polynesian societies on the other hand, where it's warm and there was plenty to eat, certainly had war and people being mean to each other, but not nearly the same history of pillage, takeover, large-scale war, etc.
Consumerism and capitalism actually are part of the same thing, or more precisely, the consumerism on which our economy depends today is a phase of what some describe as late capitalism. Capitalism works by expansion of markets and restriction of resources. The shift from a manufacturing to an information economy (an economy which also depends on high-stakes intangibles such as futures, sub-prime mortgages and overextended credit,) is part of what created the 90s bubble, and also part of what's creating the current crash.
Capitalism also works by desire--specifically, people's desires. Badness is no more hard-wired nor predominant than goodness. But desire is hard-wired. We're desiring beasts from the moment we're born starving and squalling. We stop squalling when we get to clamp onto mommy's nipple and then our eyes roll back into our pervy heads.
Capitalism works, and is at its way fun best, when it feeds desire. It dangles desirable shiny bright objects in front of us that make us pretty and look cool and gives us fun things to do and yummy fancy things to eat, provides us with the means to obtain some of these pretty things in return for working hard. So we work hard, we get fun pretty things in return--but not lots of things. Not most people. But we think we might, if we just work harder. And we think that the insatiable maw of desire might get filled if we only get enough stuff.
At the same time, the government has been telling people that the best thing to do is keep shopping. After 9/11, Bush told Americans to shop. This year and a couple of years ago, we all got free money encouraging us to shop. We are now too scared to shop, because the economy is collapsing. People really are in an intense state of anxiety right now, for all sorts of very real reasons--losing their jobs, homes, etc, etc.
But people are also scared not to shop. Because we've been told for at least a decade now that shopping is the thing that will fix this. Because shopping--especially for shiny consumer things at affordable prices--feeds the desire beast. Because they're frantically trying to make themselves feel better by getting the pretty things that always made them feel better before, except now they're afraid they can't have them, and if they can't have them, things all around are going to get even worse.
This is not good logic. It's the logic of crosswired consumerism and people who've been living in a civic and emotional vacuum and relative comfort suddenly threatened with an end not only to that comfort but also to real losses of stuff that people need actually to exist, like homes and jobs and stuff. But it's a logic that makes more sense to me than people are innately bad and they suck and they've just gotten suckier.
Good god, I am tedious, pontificating before breakfast. I seriously, seriously need to get out more.
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Fri, December 5, 2008 - 9:30 AMlol
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 9:43 AMi like my brutality with dijonaise.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 9:46 AMI'm hungry.
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Fri, December 5, 2008 - 9:50 AMi merely devour souls and ego's i dont prepare buffets. -
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Fri, December 5, 2008 - 10:11 AMI'm quaking. And starving. At least devour that extraneous apostrophe in your sentence, or I'll devour it for you, and skip the lunch. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 10:13 AMgrammar nazis kick back on the ole' soft pallette like an oatbran and exlax butt plug. -
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Fri, December 5, 2008 - 10:21 AMOh great. Now I'm terrified, starving and aroused. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Fri, December 5, 2008 - 10:23 AMexcept the terrified part, i am on the same boat as you but for totally different reasons.
someone needs to tell this vietnamese girl she looks exactly like a young tera patrick.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Sat, December 6, 2008 - 12:46 AM"Oh great. Now I'm terrified, starving and aroused."
---exactly the same words my ex-wife said to me on our wedding night when we retired to our hotel room.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, December 8, 2008 - 6:34 AMthat is what you get for having a penis that is made out of bunt cake and shoots that stage blood stuff.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, December 8, 2008 - 8:30 PMDude, you are stoned. Don't be complaining you are out of weed.
On our wedding night, my bride didn't get to eat dinner at the reception. She was so busy being a gracious bride, visiting with all the wedding guests, that she did not eat.
As for being terrified, well, getting married is terrifying.
The arousal part .... well, brides on their wedding nights ....
Say, did you ever troll that wedding tribe? That's a great tribe to troll. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 9, 2008 - 5:13 AMDude, you are stoned. Don't be complaining you are out of weed.
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sadly that was sober.
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On our wedding night, my bride didn't get to eat dinner at the reception. She was so busy being a gracious bride, visiting with all the wedding guests, that she did not eat.
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a gracious bride is supposed to be learning her first choke-f(_)<k not greeting guests.
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As for being terrified, well, getting married is terrifying.
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especially when your spouse has a penis made out of bunt cake that shoots stage blood.
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The arousal part .... well, brides on their wedding nights ....
Say, did you ever troll that wedding tribe? That's a great tribe to troll.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, January 5, 2009 - 7:13 PMHere you go, St. Jman.
tribes.tribe.net/bridesmai...cc1e48e347
I trolled this tribe with some good shit, posing as a female using an avatar of a porn actress I got off a cheap Israeli porn site that I was able to hack for free. Really nasty posts in which I would ask if we should give video tapes of the bride doing DP with the groomsmen as gifts for all the people in the wedding party. Just flithy, flithy stuff, along the lines of "The Aristocrats."
Invarilably, not a single person in that tribe had the slightest clue they were being trolled. They all responded, dead seriously. Disapproving, of course, but they were careful not to be rude.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Mon, January 5, 2009 - 7:16 PMBy the way, that was years ago. Statute of limitations has run, and I've already been unsubbed at least 50 times.
I have paid my debt, so to speak. So the weirdo stalkers who want to make something out of my admissions of what I did two years ago, go fuck yourselves.
Yes, you know who you are.
Don't fuck with me anymore.
Ever.
Again.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, January 6, 2009 - 5:34 AM
Don't fuck with me anymore.
Ever.
Again.
Bitch.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, January 6, 2009 - 6:14 AMI gave my word to TOU that I would ignore this person, so you'll just have to be disappointed.
I've said all I have to say.
Don't worry, there's still plenty of drama elsewhere.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, January 6, 2009 - 5:33 AMBitches deleted most of the good stuff.
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that is why you copy threads and repost them to PAP, it is to become a library of goodly works oft trolls.
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 5:44 AMWhile the individuals who actually caused this death will probably never be identified or prosecuted even if they are identified, Wal-Mart is assuredly going to be blamed for the wrongful death, on the theory that it is foreseeable that holding a sale with deep discounts but limited supplies will lead to the death of store clerks unless security guards are hired to perform riot control.
I am no fan of Wal-Mart, but I believe in fairness, and I do not believe it is fair to hold Wal-Mart legally responsible for new lows in human depravity, which were not foreseeable until now.
Oh well, not to worry, workman's compensation is probably the only legal remedy of the family (this is true in most states), and if so, Wal-mart is not looking at anything but your ordinary workers comp death claim, which is no big deal at all to Wal-mart. -
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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tue, December 2, 2008 - 5:47 AMand nobody sees it as effective and convienent targeted population control?
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Re: kann der hohe Gottunterhalten Val-Mart in der Gesundheit und im Wohlstand
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 2:18 AMHEIL VAL-MART -
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Re: kann der hohe Gottunterhalten Val-Mart in der Gesundheit und im Wohlstand
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 5:31 AMall ze healthy worker stock to zee left in Tires und Childrens Toys, ze rest oft you follow me und to ze frozen food zection.
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