the superior solution...

topic posted Sun, July 13, 2008 - 6:09 AM by  offlineorpheus
well I let myself get dragged down by the insanity on the news and global recession and the usual downer stuff...

not that I exactly care about the suffering of others but to see it on the news kinda reiterates my own unsatisfactory life amidst the hostile shitheads that surround me...

so anyway a californian myspace friend who had sent me nude pix of herself and was fairly cute just mailed me after a very long silence and asked if I'd marry her until the USA invasion of iran was done with...

well girls always flake on guys that say yes so I said yes...

but like then I started thinking about the prophecies of end times and babylon and stuff...

well if the world doesn't end it kind of makes sense that the UN should legalize pot and heroine and take over the middle east and north africa from the atlantic acroos the med to the red sea and through to india and make a huge holiday resort where rich fat yuppy alcoholics and their junky sex workers dressed like a bunch of extras from mad max 2 can prance about doing silly kitsch stuff like a BM club med kibbutz...

it's maybe not exactly paradise on earth but it would suffice as the next phase of social engineering for a pointless species with nothing better to do...

I'd certainly be up for relocation with the promise of a few acres to cultivate ganja and the services of a few tantric performing girlies...
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orpheus
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