well I let myself get dragged down by the insanity on the news and global recession and the usual downer stuff...
not that I exactly care about the suffering of others but to see it on the news kinda reiterates my own unsatisfactory life amidst the hostile shitheads that surround me...
so anyway a californian myspace friend who had sent me nude pix of herself and was fairly cute just mailed me after a very long silence and asked if I'd marry her until the USA invasion of iran was done with...
well girls always flake on guys that say yes so I said yes...
but like then I started thinking about the prophecies of end times and babylon and stuff...
well if the world doesn't end it kind of makes sense that the UN should legalize pot and heroine and take over the middle east and north africa from the atlantic acroos the med to the red sea and through to india and make a huge holiday resort where rich fat yuppy alcoholics and their junky sex workers dressed like a bunch of extras from mad max 2 can prance about doing silly kitsch stuff like a BM club med kibbutz...
it's maybe not exactly paradise on earth but it would suffice as the next phase of social engineering for a pointless species with nothing better to do...
I'd certainly be up for relocation with the promise of a few acres to cultivate ganja and the services of a few tantric performing girlies...
not that I exactly care about the suffering of others but to see it on the news kinda reiterates my own unsatisfactory life amidst the hostile shitheads that surround me...
so anyway a californian myspace friend who had sent me nude pix of herself and was fairly cute just mailed me after a very long silence and asked if I'd marry her until the USA invasion of iran was done with...
well girls always flake on guys that say yes so I said yes...
but like then I started thinking about the prophecies of end times and babylon and stuff...
well if the world doesn't end it kind of makes sense that the UN should legalize pot and heroine and take over the middle east and north africa from the atlantic acroos the med to the red sea and through to india and make a huge holiday resort where rich fat yuppy alcoholics and their junky sex workers dressed like a bunch of extras from mad max 2 can prance about doing silly kitsch stuff like a BM club med kibbutz...
it's maybe not exactly paradise on earth but it would suffice as the next phase of social engineering for a pointless species with nothing better to do...
I'd certainly be up for relocation with the promise of a few acres to cultivate ganja and the services of a few tantric performing girlies...
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Sun, July 13, 2008 - 9:05 AMnice end of the world fantasy there, bro.
As for me, I plan to ride out that giant tidal wave that destroys 99% of human life somewhere down around Belize. A day or two before the wave hits, I will make for Honduras and hide out in the mountain villages until the waves subside. -
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Sun, July 13, 2008 - 11:36 AMI'd guess the caribbean zone's where a lot of rich hippy kids will head to play pirates...
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Mon, July 14, 2008 - 2:31 AM..along with the Eurotrash and evangalistic Christians from the southern USA. -
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Sat, July 19, 2008 - 8:19 AMso like I have a couple of old barebones PC's and only one screen between them and I thought I'd try and connect them via firewire...
I have wasted the day trying to connect them and failed...
I am doing dum shit too whilst I try and connect them...
and I am annoyed that it wasn't as simple as just plugging in the cable and the drives showing up...
and I am annoyed that I went through annoyance and didn't get a result...
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Sat, July 19, 2008 - 8:55 AMjeez I need to throw away 20 years of old computer and video junk...
but I just can't get round to it...
same goes for old art junk...
and the rest...
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Mon, July 21, 2008 - 9:46 AMYes, well, things are made without any real simplicity, so that there are plenty of jobs and instruction booklets to help you become more frustrated. That way, if or when it does work, you will be all happy.
Someone asked how solar power is hooked up, and I don't know. It SEEMS like it should just plug into the wall, if it was simple. But it probably does NOT just plug into the wall.
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Mon, July 21, 2008 - 3:16 PMWhat's the organ music in that one? -
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Mon, July 21, 2008 - 3:20 PMmonkey grinding...?
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Mon, July 21, 2008 - 4:38 PMOrpheus: Was that face that Rendall has as his avatar in there too? I thought I saw it. Where is that head from, Rendall or Orpheus? -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 1:22 AMit's all in your head... -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 8:48 AMIt's The Joker, TRUE. From the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight. -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 10:21 AMoriginally, a mass murderer -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 11:30 AMMmmm, Gotan Project.
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 11:52 AMi'm a tango dancer
and sometimes, with the right partners and the right circumstances
it can be very much like that.
though i've always had a strict - no go there - rule with my partners
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 12:03 PMAs a culture, we totally suck about dealing with sexual energy.
We seem to have no concept of the difference the sort of life force that fuels--just about anything beautiful and worth doing, and having sex. "Keeping the tension where it should be" is just really useful in a variety of situations.
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 12:18 PMThat's what he said...
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 1:27 PMYou are not wrong.
Stare deeply into the armpit.
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 2:56 PMpeace pipes, but no dream catchers
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 3:11 PMI've just had my late afternoon cocktail. I was dripping and stuporous from heat, and it cooled me right off.
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 3:38 PMSince when is Simon and Garfunkel considered Native American music?
youtube.com/watch
And when did guitars become Native American instruments?
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 3:44 PMHee Orpheus!
I should look at your links more than a smattering of times. So sad that tribe isn't the best place for non-verbal wit.
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 3:50 PMsimon and garfunkel are as american as apple pie and bratwurst etc...
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