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it's all my fault

topic posted Fri, July 18, 2008 - 8:20 PM by  Unsubscribed
If you have no friends .... this is not my fault.

If you have no money ... this is not my fault.

If you are lonely ... this is not my fault.

If you are alone ... this is not my fault.

If you have debts ... this is not my fault.

If you have legal problems ... this is not my fault.

If you are unhappy ... this is not my fault.

If you are jealous ... this is not my fault.

If your apartment is small and cramped ... this is not my fault.

If your car does not run ... ths is not my fault.

If there is a homeless man taking a shit on your sidewalk ... this is not my fault.

If tribe is slow and not working ... this is not my fault.

If you do not have a happy relation with your family ... this is not my fault.

If you do not like what is on TV ... this is not my fault.

If you do not have a TV ... this is not my fault.

If you have not been laid in a decade ... this is not my fault.

If your cat has fleas ... this is not my fault.

If the dry cleaner lost a button on your best shirt ... this is not my fault.

If you are bloated and have gas ... this is not my fault.

If there is smog and the sky is dreary ... this is not my fault.

If the guy standing next to you on the bus had B.O. and farted in your face ... this is not my fault.

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Just because I am on tribe ... it is not my fault.

Just because I had a red cartoon devil for an alt ... it is not my fault.

Unless, of course, you are crazy, in which case it is all my fault.
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    Re: it's all my fault

    Fri, July 18, 2008 - 8:47 PM
    Is this where I follow your example again, oh wise one? Should I learn more ways of being unkind via your excellent examples of bringing up things that are nobody else's business? Is this the privacy that you spoke of? Is this what makes for "real friendship"?

    And, my cats do not have fleas. You bastard.

    Also, I blame dry cleaning for global warming. Prove me wrong.
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      Re: it's all my fault

      Fri, July 18, 2008 - 8:57 PM
      --how is this about you? Did I mention your name? These are generic problems. It's not my fault that you associate yourself with this thread and then publically identify yourself with the thread.
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