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It seems at night when all the trolls are in bed, the insane psychodrama elves come out to play, leaving their merry little spews everywhere.
Who was that masked riler of True? He was not, whoever he was, very nice.
Who was that masked riler of True? He was not, whoever he was, very nice.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 7:39 AMThis always occurs late at night.
And it's the person formerly known as Wormhole Charley. And it wasn't that bad. Of course, the allergy medicine is sinking in, and I'm getting drowsy, finally. The allergy stuff makes things seem a whole lot less important. Sort of what booze does to you all. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 8:25 AMso I assume all you schizos have been messing with eacother for years...
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 8:29 AMWasn't me. I was out of town, not on the internet, and not even a member of this tribe for the past week. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 8:35 AMcan you lend me some money or are you yet another pointless shit...
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:02 AMNone, nor did you really cause any. Quite a maelstrom of bilious spam though.
Going after True isn't even sporting. It isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl. -
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:04 AMi just wish people would make sense
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:09 AM"...more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl."
Guess you haven't seen his act since he blessed us with his departure.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:11 AM>my crazy to english translator is broken.
Yeah, there's that too. There were like dozens of posts of WTF? It's like suddenly Victor and Orpheus were the voices of sweet well, if not reason, than at least intelligible signals. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:14 AM>This is now standard over in TOU Watchdog.
Yeah, everytime I look over there lately, it's like the textual equivalent of a ward. Darren could run tours there, the way they used to of Bedlam. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:27 PMIt'll be like that here now too, as it was. As it was in many tribes filled with pages of spammy posts that are now monuments to the Mighty TOU Guy filled with:
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
Or when he does it TOU himself:
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
unsubscribed
Oh. Wait. But I unsub myself too. Yah, but, uh...
it's...
it's...
DIFFERENT when I do it.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 6:01 PMWhat?!? Shannon complimented me? Am I dreaming?
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:19 AMMy act. I'm sorry, I put up one thread, I get this bullshit, (when we're all a bunch of fucking trolls anyways)
whereas Satan and others put up hordes of them. All it really comes down to is you've read it all and you
still don't understand. I get that. But really all your whining doesn't impress me in the slightest. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:21 AM"We feel left out! Explain it to us!"
I tried that, all I get is backlash.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:28 AM"We feel left out! Explain it to us!"<<<<<<<<
My need to understand you is nonexistant.
You're like a Jehovah's witness on a Sunday afternoon, banging on the door, interrupting an otherwise enjoyable existance. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:30 AMJW's coming around is about as good as it gets around these parts as they are usually kind of soberer than the other village idiots...
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:33 PM>> But really all your whining doesn't impress me in the slightest. <<
Really? Surely you haven't checked out *all* of our whining. There is some very impressive whining going on here, if only you'd give it a chance.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:17 AMI guess you don't get it either. But what the hey! Like I went after TRUE.
You need to read that thread a bit closer before you pass judgment.
Spam, it's spam, if it makes no sense to me it's spam!
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:21 AMLike we're supposed to get all your psycho inside jokes? -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:22 AMLike you're supposed to hate me because I don't care when you don't?
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:24 AMSo if it's comprehensible, and you get to participate in it, it's not spam.
But if it takes advantage of what you don't know, it is.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:30 PM"Just admit that that is the effect of being trolled hard but yet not understanding what's going on."
Story of my life.
Oh, and you could just post in foreign languages or bang your head against the keyboard. People wouldn't understand that either. But they wouldn't be expected to understand it, at least the head/keyboard lingo.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:25 AMSatan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering.
What you say is not actually worth reading most of the time, much less in that volume. -
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:29 AMAlso, wanna be Satan, without either the focus or the talent. That is rather sad. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:30 AMI was reframing my opinion of the old man at the end of the street who got a head injury and hasn't been the same since. Every evening he's there in front of his favorite bar windmilling his arms and bellowing non-sequiturs.
I misunderstood him. He's the most brilliant troll on the planet.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:02 PMOh give me a home where the buffaloes roam...
This crowd is SO startled by the unfamiliar.
And you pass judgment endlessly.
Shannon, I've got this from you several times,
and all I can make of it is 'professional envy'.
Like you get to be the arbiter of what is spam or not.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:04 PMNow who's next to be the object of ridicule we throw rotten vegetables at.
What a bunch of bourgeois villagers. Is this how it is in your town, Orpheus?
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:31 AM"Satan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering."
---why, that is the kindest thing anyone has said to me since a few minutes ago when the cashier at the local Mexican food joint said "tank yew" when I paid for my meal.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:41 AM>>Satan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering.<<
and he is often riotously hilarious
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:14 PMSo you want to be my English teacher now? Strange that.
As Sam Beckett always said, "Crittt-ttic! -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:18 PMbefuddled befuddler on Burden's Landing.. -
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Re: Oh Great
Sun, September 28, 2008 - 12:58 AM* Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.
* But Willie wasn't drifting. He knew where he was going. He had his foot in the door and he kept right on pushing to get in.
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Re: Oh Great
Sun, September 28, 2008 - 11:17 PMYou re-joined 99th% just to say that? -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 1:05 AMI guess so. I'm as bored as the rest of you. I'm almost ready to go back to my pyromania...
It's about the season to burn most of California down again.
Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind.
Tell me more about all the ass you get, R. Brag like Prometheus about his ponyplay... -
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:21 AMI guess so. I'm as bored as the rest of you. I'm almost ready to go back to my pyromania...
It's about the season to burn most of California down again.
Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind.
Tell me more about all the ass you get, R. Brag like Prometheus about his ponyplay...
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:13 AM"this emo self cutting session going anywhere?"
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:19 AMHe's definitely back in form.
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:21 AMI'm going to Aleve everything I read if you keep that up. -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:12 AMI'm going to Aleve everything I read if you keep that up.
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i was listening to a very infectious german electronic song on that post. forgive.
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:18 AMToo funny. This is that classic St. Jman comeback that made St. Jman the king of trolls.
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In order to blow more wind up the Saints ass, please forward all prayer requests in the form of 5 dollars or more to:
ST.JMAN
1114 Union Station
Behind the tank of stall 3
Essex, Hampton.
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:37 AM"this emo self cutting session going anywhere?"
Absolutely not. I'm not your point man. Go scare that Gook pussy outta the jungle yourself...
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:04 PMI must admit the cock-holster line was good....
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they are all good, the question is if the reader has monkeyed-down enough to stop using fecal aerodynamics as their only form of communication and actually interpret the multiple layers of sarcastic goodness.
My insults are like a Vegitable Turin, except tastey and not made by french poofs.
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:06 PMAbsolutely not. I'm not your point man.
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:50 PMGood god, you're on today, StJm.
I have half a mind to launch some surreal but ill-conceived non-sequitur myself, in either a half-assed attempt to troll or a pathetic bid for attention and solace for my social and personality defects, just to keep it coming.
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:13 PM>> Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind. <<
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 4:39 PMAll you plastic cunts need someone straight to rip on.
Otherwise this dead cesspool would not have the slightest ripple in it. -
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:01 PM>> someone straight <<
We also rip on gay folk. We are equal opportunity trolls.
You're like the ugly, obese girl at a frat party, trying to get date raped. Your desperation is too repulsive even for the most pathological among us. -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:18 PM"Desperation"? I think it's you that is making that smell, good fellow!
Tell all those traders on Wall Street to apply another swipe of right guard,
while you are at it...
I would never let you date rape me, Rendall.
Your dick simply isn't big enough. -
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:22 PMTrue. It takes several really enormous dicks to ever fulfill the sad fantasies. And really, what human-sized dick could ever be anything but tiny in that black hole of a needy maw? -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:51 PMShannon, piss off, you old shrew. Suck Rendall's tiny dick, the nubbin of your dreams! -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 6:04 PMI assume that isn't the best you've got, or that it's not as if you're actually trying.
Care to take your typing exercises somewhere where they might register as even remotely interesting? -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 7:09 PMMakes me wanna beat on the brat, with a baseball bat! -
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Re: Oh Great
Sat, October 4, 2008 - 3:39 PM"C'mon down. Ya little runt."
--You're not worth the bother. *Yawn*
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:05 PMI figure that everyone is into degradation, so I will be too.
Works everywhere I can see. Shannon, you really are keen-minded.
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Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:58 AMI figure that everyone is into degradation, so I will be too.
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actually you lot seem to only focus on the degradation trolling. there are many forms that come out of a lot of us.
We are like pigs (both in or general rutting nature as well as...) in as much as so many wonderful and tastey things come from us.
We give you comedic bacon
Savoury Sarcasm Chops
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 10:12 AM<<That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings>>
this is a book I desperately need a copy of.... -
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Mon, October 6, 2008 - 11:17 AM<<That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings>>
this is a book I desperately need a copy of....
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 1:40 PMQ: What do Sarah Palin and TOU have in common?
A: They both believe that whoever is in power has an unlimited right to censor any and all, according to their own whims and fancies.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 2:22 PMThe one thing I find infinitely more irritating than people pointing out their puns is people who precede something with 'with all due respect."... You know what follows is going to be some hostile zinger that they're warning you about in this passive-aggressive way in a vague attempt to make it your fault if you get offended, so they can sue you if you hit them. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 3:34 PMUnless you are a lawyer arguing a point in court, using "with all due respect" makes you sound pompous and pretentious.
It probably makes lawyers sound pompous, too, but that's okay, it's expected of us.
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Mon, October 6, 2008 - 12:56 PM>> and The finest Age Cured Ham (pun intended) <<
Nobody cares if your puns were intended
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 3:39 PMI love the link, Rendall. DMB is indeed the whitest band ever.
That is the kind of social commentary that is the saving grace of the web.
St. Jman used to write stuff like that, but way darker and harder. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 4:20 PMWe're speaking of StJMan in the past tense now? Is he one of our sacred and beloved martyrs?
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Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:56 AMYou're like the ugly, obese girl at a frat party, trying to get date raped. Your desperation is too repulsive even for the most pathological among us.
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That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:18 PM>>>>>As Sam Beckett always said, "Crittt-ttic!
Comparing yourself to Beckett?
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:20 PMOw. You nailed me. Professional envy. I sure wish I were bilious, full of myself and overly verbose to no good effect.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:34 PMWhat do I have to go backstage and refill your ammo?
You people lack ingenuity. Poor peasant has to juggle
on stage, be pelted with whatnot, plus wheelbarrow
around new ammunition for the glut of snobs out front.
And the whole time I have to maintain your suspension of disbelief.
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:48 PMWhat a sad bunch you all are!
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you are a part of this 'bunch', Dr. Nameless
love all-ways,
mem
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:59 PMLady, I'm just trying to get the hounds to hunt rather than attack me.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:03 PMOh, and BTW, we officially know something worth reading has been posted when Mem shows up.
Am I taking credit for it? No. I thought I had made that apparent from the beginning by telling TRUE
she could have composed that worthless tripe I churned out as well as I could. But women have this
double-standard thing. They say to men, I created you, I can uncreate you. --- It aint that simple.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:58 PMThanks you Orpheus. Everybody else seems to have sold their senses of humor. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:05 PM"Looks like balance has been restored."
So you mean more laughter than boos?
I'm sorry, but I rarely bother to stop and discern the difference.
Too busy acting. Now, everyone hush, the big soliloquy is coming up... -
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:07 PMThe hush you about to hear is my complete lack of interest, and my wandering off to where better discussions are taking place.
I will try and crinkle my cellophane candy wrapper and clear my throat on the way out as much as possible. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:10 PMI'm sorry, there is no exit!
Just movie theatres.
The next one might not be what you want either...
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:15 PMOh great, trapped in Sartre Cinemas.
Maybe I can catch an endless showing of Last Year at Marienbad, back to back with the Century Long Bergman Film Festival.
What circle of hell did you say this was?
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:35 PM>> Like you're supposed to hate me because I don't care when you don't? <<
How dare you!
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but still: how DARE you! -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:40 PMJust lick your bowl and put it out for more slop already.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 6:25 PM"Going after True isn't even sporting. It isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl."
Yeah. That's right. You tell 'em.
:::backs away from glaring Shannon:::
AAAAAAAAAAaaand I'll be over there, at the little kid's table. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 7:06 PMHahaha. Some humor from TRUE. Nice to see.
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Sun, September 28, 2008 - 8:37 PMnow - a - days i just spend most of my time masturbating and strangling small animals. strangely it has left me more well adjusted than I have ever been in my life. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 8:01 AMi am starting to believe that tribal satan unsubs himself for the street cred. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 9:27 AMDarren's To Do List:
1. Install the correct and most recent database
2. Unsub Satan
Must have been a pretty high priority. Although Satan said over on ning that he's done with tribe. Maybe he's given up the virtual ghost over here.
I hate it when he unsubs though. It leaves an awful mess in my friends count. The number of friends and the number of images quit matching up. -
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 9:41 AMhow many times has he said he was done with tribe. hell i gave up that silly mantra after the forth or fifth unsub. -
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:01 AMI don't think that's actually what happened, he's not the only one that's showing as unsubbed right now... -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:30 AMit really irritates the crap out of me when people try to reason things out. what ever happened to good old fashioned knee-jerk reactions?
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:34 AMI've got a knee for you right here, my dear.... -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:53 AMif i have one more person ask me to fullfill their santa fetish by sitting on their knee and telling them what i want, well... let us just say some huskies will be crapping elf parts.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:54 AMheh
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:57 AMMutt? So wild is the husky?
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:55 AMMutt? So wild is the husky?
I think it's trolls, not elves she'll be crapping.
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nobody craps the saint.
I have chunks of punks like you lot in my stool.
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:25 PM>>back on the reservation with you mutt.<<
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:39 PM>The women were known for their ability to find and prepare food from many different plant sources.
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:58 AMThey were also known for kicking the asses of pretty much anybody who underestimated them.
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it is amazing what a careful mixure sulfur, charcoal and potassium nitrate can do to the process of cultural integration.
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Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:06 AMwww.innofthemountaingods.com/about.asp
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:23 AM>what is it with womens romance novels basically being centerd around kidnapping by various indigenous savages and of course faux forced penetration?
I don't know, but there you have it. The Wild West for ladies.
There's not nearly enough straight out wild west kidnapping by savages porn written either. Not that I've looked for it or anything... -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:33 AMThere's not nearly enough straight out wild west kidnapping by savages porn written either. Not that I've looked for it or anything...
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I will have to reduce my immune system and tolerance for alcohol and find myself a loin cloth and visciously savage my wife. Purely for experimental purposes of course.
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Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:56 AMOooh, a kidnapping narrative!
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she can't help it. genetics at work here. it is either that or run around in a leather diaper and kinda stink of buffalo.
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:03 AMOooh, a kidnapping narrative!
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Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:04 AMwhat is it with womens romance novels basically being centerd around kidnapping by various indigenous savages and of course faux forced penetration?
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by the way, if you notice an overly wordy version of various swear words and vulgar statements coming out of me... you try to get around a corporate word filter and still be a complete illegitimate son of a female dog.
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Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:55 AMha!
you're coming with me, whitey.
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a couple infected blankets and some fire water will be enough for you.
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 3:30 PM>>1. Install the correct and most recent database
2. Unsub Satan<<
*bingo*
he did not unsub himself
now, i've been hearing that some other people appear to be unsubbed as well,
so it could be some kind of glitch
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 4:05 PMYeah, I just read up over on refugees.
However, I am not going to spend any time on refugees where Bruce is running cheerfully around. I've barely even interacted with the guy--never here and only in passing over there, and he's already giving me the creeping heebie-jeebies.
Something about that smiley-faced jowly midwestern dopey LOL-ness, masking something creepily vicious and self-righteous underneath. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 7:09 PMShannon - have I mentioned today that I love you ? Because I really, seriously do.
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 7:24 PMBouncebouncebounce!!!!
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:02 AMAww, thanks BFG. (Wriggles).
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The Wriggles have to be sponsored by NAMBLA. No, wait that is the Wiggles.
carry on.
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Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:01 AMStJ - you know, that was totally not what I was thinking about the knee and all. But hey, whatever floats your boat ;)
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really? seriously? for sure? gee I guess I was just really off mark instead of turning the jape into something more interesting.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 4:55 PMoh trust me, it would have been interesting. Well, for me anyway ;) -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:28 PMi guess the real thrust of that was lost in a way that could only be metaphorically described with a reference to the voyager craft breaking through heliosphere of our solar system. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:32 PMHuh huh. He said 'thrust.'
Do you really have a wife, SJM? I have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.
BTW, BFG appears to be accurate. Apparently random unsubbing is rampant around tribe. ravenshadow got unsubbed too, and he is only ever mildly snarky. Perhaps our beloved Prince of Lies and Trollage is the victim of happenstance rather than vengeance.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:47 PMI'm still thinking of St J's heliosphere....
yeah, they did the unsub thing to Grr too. She got back though, so I'm holding out hope....but it's been a while. Plus, based on Darren's posts, I'm now not sure he's actually aware that this is going on - I think he thinks our man has left on his own. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:26 PMhmmm
i read that post as gloating -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:32 PMi didn't know about Ravenshadow, but the rest of the people (i'm aware of)
who were unsummarily unsubbed were pretty vocal about certain things.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:35 PMGrrr roused rabble?
I don't think that ravenshadow got up about much of anything, except when irritated, and none of that was ever darrenward that I was aware of.
I've been vocally raging over on ning, and I'm still here.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:53 PM>>Grrr roused rabble? <<
Grrr is still here.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:56 PM>>I've been vocally raging over on ning, and I'm still here.<<
i've been vocally raging all over the place, including here.
just not quite in the same way as these other people.
but i'm not here to argue about this.
just stating my opinion on the deal.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:05 PMBut, but...I rely on you to be skeptical and fact-oriented, wild. That is your role. You must not depart from it. My universe will keel off its axis. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:13 PM>>> My universe will keel off its axis<<
LOL
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:07 PMLOL, Grr and ravenshadow are both dear beloved friends of mine, and no they haven't roused any rabble :) Grr's was weird - she showed as unsubbed the two days before the last long outage (easy to get the outages confused !) but was back when tribe came back up - whereas ravenshadow was gone when it came back up.
wild, I read it as gloating too...but, I figured if Darren had done it himself, he would have been more vocal about it - "yeah, I did it". For some reason, I read that post as being glad they unsubbed themselves. No idea why I'm reading it that way, but I am. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:33 PMout of curiosity, why should anyone give a shit who gets unsubbed on a failing social network. one that is rife with adminstrator hypocrisy, obvious and easy to repair bugs, low population and the marketing sensibility of cubscout who has had his brains smashed the fuck in for 7 or 8 hours with a brick?
i mean really. if i go, if you go, if anyone goes.. does it matter? no. you will remanifest elsewhere. you will carry on your same shit.. maybe bring the same so-called friends.. maybe make some new ones.. but the internet will just keep going and going without even the slightest care or concern that any of this even transpired.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:28 PMDo you really have a wife, SJM? I have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.
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yes i do.
here:
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm
and she listens to shitty music and worships a foreign smurf
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:39 PMI have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.
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oh and for the record i am a 38 year old self involved asshole with some vaguely alluded to creative skills and a predispositon towards taking a certain shameful joy out of provoking random anonymous schmucks with crap that even I dont read while i type it out... just to see what their reaction is.
why? because it is funny to me. yeah me. if it is funny to you.. gravy i guess, but ultimately it was all about me.
as it should be.
sure i have a nice side, and i treat people who earn it.. with a level of respect. but the rest are just simply subjects of my personal and prolonged experiment involving recording and manipulating human interaction.
i am sure this confirms what some people believe and with others this may come as a big surprise as to whatever it is you have already constructed about me. but if you had half a brain, you would give as little of a shit about what I have to add as I do.
but this is the internet, and we all know that this is just not going to be the case. -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, October 16, 2008 - 6:10 PMAww, StJM. That was the most I've ever seen you type.
Your wife is hawt too.
Aaaand, another damn Texan. I might have known. -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, October 16, 2008 - 7:17 PMwe are not amused by x chromosome sentimentality. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 22, 2008 - 1:18 PMI feel my I.Q. coming down with the flu. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 22, 2008 - 1:22 PMI feel my I.Q. coming down with the flu.
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the simple fact you are on tribe calls in to question your I.Q in the first place. unless you are a pony f*#ker, burning man nudist or net sadist, your presence here only underscores a need to re-evaluate your existence.
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 22, 2008 - 3:36 PMAnd of course, if you are any or all of those things, your existence is thereby pre-validated.
I once had a pubescent crush on the neighborhood golden retriever. Does that count? -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, October 23, 2008 - 6:04 AMI once had a pubescent crush on the neighborhood golden retriever. Does that count?
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that should qualify you as a founding member of tribe. this place used to be rife with polyamoury dog-f*&kers. they are probably still here, but my work commitments have prevented me from finding them and trolling them.
I am hoping that by setting up a "End is Here?" doomsday tribe i can attract a number of fruitbats to mock. -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, October 23, 2008 - 7:54 AMToo many fucking gingers on TV nowadays. None of them are women, either. What gives?
And have you seen these commercials for the "personal deodorants" lately? They all but scream "SWAB YOUR SWEATING TWAT WITH THIS PERFUME YOU STINKING LEPROUS WHORE".
Back to no TV. Thank god the important issues are here, on tribe.net. Hooray~! -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, October 23, 2008 - 8:34 AMThey all but scream "SWAB YOUR SWEATING TWAT WITH THIS PERFUME YOU STINKING LEPROUS WHORE".
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i would so love to make up a 1000 bumperstickers with that on them and just blanket.. and i mean blanket the headquarters of N.O.W. with them.
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 28, 2008 - 9:20 PM" >This is now standard over in TOU Watchdog.
Yeah, everytime I look over there lately, it's like the textual equivalent of a ward. Darren could run tours there, the way they used to of Bedlam. "
Wow.
I waz thinkin'
ov somethin'
more in line wit'
tha teacups ride. -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 28, 2008 - 9:22 PMThat's only because you are a pixie, Sqweegle, and are tiny enough to fit into a real teacup. -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, October 28, 2008 - 9:26 PMTonight
there iz
boysenberry brandy
in my teacup.
Really! -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, October 29, 2008 - 7:10 AMa opposed to his usual protien intensive soak. -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:21 AMTha one wit'
a hundred monkeys
wit' a hundred wank books? -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:30 AMHow many wanking monkeys can you get in that teacup of yours anyway? And do the angels on the pinhead approve? -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:33 AMthey not only approve but they bought the distribution rights
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:34 AMTha monkeys stack easily,
an' tha angels are busy now
keepin' toys away
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:36 AMTha Rod Springer monkey
iz very, very
creepy.
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:36 AMplus working the HD cameras for the Multi-perpsective dvd release. those camera angle buffs will really love how the monkey gunk will clump at all 127 camera angles available. -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 9:43 AMTha Rod Springer monkey
loves bitter, old dingleberries.
Since tribe iz broke,
tha asshole monkeys
can't self-abuse
tha TOU deletion process!
WHEEEEEEEEE! -
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Re: Oh Great
Fri, October 31, 2008 - 10:27 AMwhich one is rod now-a-days? i forget out of a lack of concern. -
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Unsu...
Re: Oh Great
Mon, November 10, 2008 - 7:22 AMWhat the fuck is going on and how did I wind up back here???
And where did that rabbit go.....
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, November 10, 2008 - 8:55 AMI want to know how I got here. -
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Re: Oh Great
Mon, November 10, 2008 - 9:23 AMYour mommy and daddy loved each other very much. And one night... -
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Unsu...
Re: Oh Great
Mon, November 10, 2008 - 4:07 PMYou split yourself in twain, stepped down a few orders of reality,
slipped into a nice new baby body while it was in the womb, then
got caught in the morass for a few thousand years.
Happens to the best of us! -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, November 11, 2008 - 8:32 AMI like that description of what goes on before. -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, November 11, 2008 - 8:23 PMI waz rippin' on Rendall's catch-phrase. -
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, November 11, 2008 - 8:24 PMIt's always funny
ta drop a random
"how dare you"
into any thread. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, November 12, 2008 - 9:11 AM>> It's always funny
ta drop a random
"how dare you"
into any thread. <<
How dare you!! -
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Unsu...
Re: Oh Great
Wed, November 12, 2008 - 11:17 AM
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, November 12, 2008 - 9:10 AM>> I waz rippin' on Rendall's catch-phrase. <<
How dare you! -
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Re: Oh Great
Thu, November 13, 2008 - 9:36 AMstrangely apropo here as well "Gorilla Fart"
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Re: Oh Great
Tue, November 11, 2008 - 8:30 AM>> Your mommy and daddy loved each other very much. <<
Neither necessary nor sufficient, but people insist on that detail when giving children the score. -
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Re: Oh Great
Wed, November 12, 2008 - 7:47 AMi would be the first to tell all of you how deeply disappointed your sporing units are.
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