Oh Great

topic posted Mon, July 28, 2008 - 7:35 AM by 
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It seems at night when all the trolls are in bed, the insane psychodrama elves come out to play, leaving their merry little spews everywhere.

Who was that masked riler of True? He was not, whoever he was, very nice.
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    Re: Oh Great

    Mon, July 28, 2008 - 7:39 AM
    This always occurs late at night.

    And it's the person formerly known as Wormhole Charley. And it wasn't that bad. Of course, the allergy medicine is sinking in, and I'm getting drowsy, finally. The allergy stuff makes things seem a whole lot less important. Sort of what booze does to you all.
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    Re: Oh Great

    Mon, July 28, 2008 - 8:29 AM
    Wasn't me. I was out of town, not on the internet, and not even a member of this tribe for the past week.
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    Re: Oh Great

    Mon, July 28, 2008 - 10:49 AM
    Whine... what melodrama did I miss?

    TUT TUT!
    • Re: Oh Great

      Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:02 AM
      None, nor did you really cause any. Quite a maelstrom of bilious spam though.


      Going after True isn't even sporting. It isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl.
      • Re: Oh Great

        Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:04 AM
        i just wish people would make sense

        my crazy to english translator is broken.
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          Re: Oh Great

          Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:09 AM
          "...more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl."

          Guess you haven't seen his act since he blessed us with his departure.

          This is now standard over in TOU Watchdog.
          • Re: Oh Great

            Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:11 AM
            >my crazy to english translator is broken.

            Yeah, there's that too. There were like dozens of posts of WTF? It's like suddenly Victor and Orpheus were the voices of sweet well, if not reason, than at least intelligible signals.
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:14 AM
              >This is now standard over in TOU Watchdog.

              Yeah, everytime I look over there lately, it's like the textual equivalent of a ward. Darren could run tours there, the way they used to of Bedlam.
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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:27 PM
                It'll be like that here now too, as it was. As it was in many tribes filled with pages of spammy posts that are now monuments to the Mighty TOU Guy filled with:
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed

                Or when he does it TOU himself:
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed
                unsubscribed

                Oh. Wait. But I unsub myself too. Yah, but, uh...
                it's...
                it's...
                DIFFERENT when I do it.
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            Re: Oh Great

            Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:19 AM
            My act. I'm sorry, I put up one thread, I get this bullshit, (when we're all a bunch of fucking trolls anyways)
            whereas Satan and others put up hordes of them. All it really comes down to is you've read it all and you
            still don't understand. I get that. But really all your whining doesn't impress me in the slightest.
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              Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:21 AM
              "We feel left out! Explain it to us!"

              I tried that, all I get is backlash.

              What a bunch of fucking whiners!
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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:28 AM
                "We feel left out! Explain it to us!"<<<<<<<<

                My need to understand you is nonexistant.

                You're like a Jehovah's witness on a Sunday afternoon, banging on the door, interrupting an otherwise enjoyable existance.
                • Re: Oh Great

                  Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:30 AM
                  JW's coming around is about as good as it gets around these parts as they are usually kind of soberer than the other village idiots...
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:33 PM
              >> But really all your whining doesn't impress me in the slightest. <<

              Really? Surely you haven't checked out *all* of our whining. There is some very impressive whining going on here, if only you'd give it a chance.
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        Re: Oh Great

        Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:17 AM
        I guess you don't get it either. But what the hey! Like I went after TRUE.
        You need to read that thread a bit closer before you pass judgment.

        Spam, it's spam, if it makes no sense to me it's spam!
        Tribe is rife with cop-outs lately.
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          Re: Oh Great

          Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:21 AM
          Like we're supposed to get all your psycho inside jokes?
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            Re: Oh Great

            Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:22 AM
            Like you're supposed to hate me because I don't care when you don't?

            Don't read the thread! For fucks' sake!
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              Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:24 AM
              So if it's comprehensible, and you get to participate in it, it's not spam.
              But if it takes advantage of what you don't know, it is.

              Just admit that that is the effect of being trolled hard but yet not understanding what's going on.
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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:30 PM
                "Just admit that that is the effect of being trolled hard but yet not understanding what's going on."

                Story of my life.

                Oh, and you could just post in foreign languages or bang your head against the keyboard. People wouldn't understand that either. But they wouldn't be expected to understand it, at least the head/keyboard lingo.
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:25 AM
              Satan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering.

              What you say is not actually worth reading most of the time, much less in that volume.
              • Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:29 AM
                Also, wanna be Satan, without either the focus or the talent. That is rather sad.
                • Re: Oh Great

                  Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:30 AM
                  I was reframing my opinion of the old man at the end of the street who got a head injury and hasn't been the same since. Every evening he's there in front of his favorite bar windmilling his arms and bellowing non-sequiturs.

                  I misunderstood him. He's the most brilliant troll on the planet.
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:02 PM
                    Oh give me a home where the buffaloes roam...

                    This crowd is SO startled by the unfamiliar.
                    And you pass judgment endlessly.
                    Shannon, I've got this from you several times,
                    and all I can make of it is 'professional envy'.
                    Like you get to be the arbiter of what is spam or not.
                    No wonder I tire of nagging women.
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                      Re: Oh Great

                      Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:04 PM
                      Now who's next to be the object of ridicule we throw rotten vegetables at.

                      What a bunch of bourgeois villagers. Is this how it is in your town, Orpheus?
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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:31 AM
                "Satan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering."

                ---why, that is the kindest thing anyone has said to me since a few minutes ago when the cashier at the local Mexican food joint said "tank yew" when I paid for my meal.
              • Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 11:41 AM
                >>Satan gets way more mileage than you do because his sentences don't meander and trail off into grammatically wobbly gibbering.<<

                and he is often riotously hilarious

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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:14 PM
                So you want to be my English teacher now? Strange that.
                As Sam Beckett always said, "Crittt-ttic!
                • Re: Oh Great

                  Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:18 PM
                  befuddled befuddler on Burden's Landing..
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Sun, September 28, 2008 - 12:58 AM
                    * Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

                    * But Willie wasn't drifting. He knew where he was going. He had his foot in the door and he kept right on pushing to get in.
                    • Re: Oh Great

                      Sun, September 28, 2008 - 11:17 PM
                      You re-joined 99th% just to say that?
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                        Re: Oh Great

                        Fri, October 3, 2008 - 1:05 AM
                        I guess so. I'm as bored as the rest of you. I'm almost ready to go back to my pyromania...

                        It's about the season to burn most of California down again.

                        Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind.

                        Tell me more about all the ass you get, R. Brag like Prometheus about his ponyplay...
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:21 AM
                          I guess so. I'm as bored as the rest of you. I'm almost ready to go back to my pyromania...

                          It's about the season to burn most of California down again.

                          Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind.

                          Tell me more about all the ass you get, R. Brag like Prometheus about his ponyplay...
                          ===============

                          this emo self cutting session going anywhere?
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                            Re: Oh Great

                            Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:13 AM
                            "this emo self cutting session going anywhere?"

                            ***

                            Too funny. This is that classic St. Jman comeback that made St. Jman the king of trolls.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:24 AM
                              He's definitely back in form.
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:19 AM
                                He's definitely back in form.
                                ==================

                                Don't Believe In everything
                                You hear!
                                Don't Believe in everything
                                you see!
                                Don't elieve in everything
                                you read!
                                • Re: Oh Great

                                  Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:21 AM
                                  I'm going to Aleve everything I read if you keep that up.
                                  • Re: Oh Great

                                    Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:12 AM
                                    I'm going to Aleve everything I read if you keep that up.
                                    ==============

                                    i was listening to a very infectious german electronic song on that post. forgive.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Fri, October 3, 2008 - 9:18 AM
                              Too funny. This is that classic St. Jman comeback that made St. Jman the king of trolls.
                              ===============

                              In order to blow more wind up the Saints ass, please forward all prayer requests in the form of 5 dollars or more to:

                              ST.JMAN
                              1114 Union Station
                              Behind the tank of stall 3
                              Essex, Hampton.
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                            Re: Oh Great

                            Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:37 AM
                            "this emo self cutting session going anywhere?"

                            Absolutely not. I'm not your point man. Go scare that Gook pussy outta the jungle yourself...

                            I must admit the cock-holster line was good....
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:04 PM
                              I must admit the cock-holster line was good....
                              ==========================

                              they are all good, the question is if the reader has monkeyed-down enough to stop using fecal aerodynamics as their only form of communication and actually interpret the multiple layers of sarcastic goodness.

                              My insults are like a Vegitable Turin, except tastey and not made by french poofs.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:06 PM
                              Absolutely not. I'm not your point man.
                              =============

                              oh and whether any of you like it or not, you are all my point men/women/trannies.

                              this illusion of self determination is both puzzling and cute.
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:50 PM
                                Good god, you're on today, StJm.

                                I have half a mind to launch some surreal but ill-conceived non-sequitur myself, in either a half-assed attempt to troll or a pathetic bid for attention and solace for my social and personality defects, just to keep it coming.
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Fri, October 3, 2008 - 2:13 PM
                          >> Rendall is some bitch that wants to exclude me 'cause I must be his Mike-replacement, in his mind. <<

                          You don't even register. Sorry.
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                            Re: Oh Great

                            Fri, October 3, 2008 - 4:39 PM
                            All you plastic cunts need someone straight to rip on.
                            Otherwise this dead cesspool would not have the slightest ripple in it.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:01 PM
                              >> someone straight <<

                              We also rip on gay folk. We are equal opportunity trolls.

                              You're like the ugly, obese girl at a frat party, trying to get date raped. Your desperation is too repulsive even for the most pathological among us.
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                                Re: Oh Great

                                Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:18 PM
                                "Desperation"? I think it's you that is making that smell, good fellow!
                                Tell all those traders on Wall Street to apply another swipe of right guard,
                                while you are at it...

                                I would never let you date rape me, Rendall.
                                Your dick simply isn't big enough.
                                • Re: Oh Great

                                  Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:22 PM
                                  True. It takes several really enormous dicks to ever fulfill the sad fantasies. And really, what human-sized dick could ever be anything but tiny in that black hole of a needy maw?
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                                    Re: Oh Great

                                    Fri, October 3, 2008 - 5:51 PM
                                    Shannon, piss off, you old shrew. Suck Rendall's tiny dick, the nubbin of your dreams!
                                    • Re: Oh Great

                                      Fri, October 3, 2008 - 6:04 PM
                                      I assume that isn't the best you've got, or that it's not as if you're actually trying.

                                      Care to take your typing exercises somewhere where they might register as even remotely interesting?
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                                        Re: Oh Great

                                        Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:05 PM
                                        I figure that everyone is into degradation, so I will be too.
                                        Works everywhere I can see. Shannon, you really are keen-minded.
                                        Of course I'm not trying. I don't owe anyone shit.
                                        • Re: Oh Great

                                          Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:58 AM
                                          I figure that everyone is into degradation, so I will be too.
                                          ==================

                                          actually you lot seem to only focus on the degradation trolling. there are many forms that come out of a lot of us.

                                          We are like pigs (both in or general rutting nature as well as...) in as much as so many wonderful and tastey things come from us.

                                          We give you comedic bacon
                                          Savoury Sarcasm Chops
                                          and The finest Age Cured Ham (pun intended) money can buy.
                                          • Re: Oh Great

                                            Mon, October 6, 2008 - 10:12 AM
                                            <<That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings>>

                                            this is a book I desperately need a copy of....
                                            • Re: Oh Great

                                              Mon, October 6, 2008 - 11:17 AM
                                              <<That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings>>

                                              this is a book I desperately need a copy of....
                                              ===================

                                              St.Jman 1.0 - 3.0 actually had a tribe dedicated to the scripture but Thee Three Headed Beast oft TOU had a knack for destroying copies.
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                                                Re: Oh Great

                                                Mon, October 6, 2008 - 1:40 PM
                                                Q: What do Sarah Palin and TOU have in common?

                                                A: They both believe that whoever is in power has an unlimited right to censor any and all, according to their own whims and fancies.
                                                • Re: Oh Great

                                                  Mon, October 6, 2008 - 2:22 PM
                                                  The one thing I find infinitely more irritating than people pointing out their puns is people who precede something with 'with all due respect."... You know what follows is going to be some hostile zinger that they're warning you about in this passive-aggressive way in a vague attempt to make it your fault if you get offended, so they can sue you if you hit them.
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                                                    Re: Oh Great

                                                    Mon, October 6, 2008 - 3:34 PM
                                                    Unless you are a lawyer arguing a point in court, using "with all due respect" makes you sound pompous and pretentious.

                                                    It probably makes lawyers sound pompous, too, but that's okay, it's expected of us.
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:56 AM
                                You're like the ugly, obese girl at a frat party, trying to get date raped. Your desperation is too repulsive even for the most pathological among us.
                                =======================================================

                                That was worthy of entry to Thee Big Book O'Smitings.
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                  Re: Oh Great

                  Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:18 PM
                  >>>>>As Sam Beckett always said, "Crittt-ttic!

                  Comparing yourself to Beckett?

                  Spare me. You're a flea.
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:20 PM
                    Ow. You nailed me. Professional envy. I sure wish I were bilious, full of myself and overly verbose to no good effect.

                    I am going to go cry into my weak tea now.
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                      Re: Oh Great

                      Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:34 PM
                      What do I have to go backstage and refill your ammo?
                      You people lack ingenuity. Poor peasant has to juggle
                      on stage, be pelted with whatnot, plus wheelbarrow
                      around new ammunition for the glut of snobs out front.

                      And the whole time I have to maintain your suspension of disbelief.

                      What a sad bunch you all are!
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:48 PM
                        What a sad bunch you all are!
                        ~~~~~~~~~
                        you are a part of this 'bunch', Dr. Nameless

                        love all-ways,
                        mem
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                          Re: Oh Great

                          Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:59 PM
                          Lady, I'm just trying to get the hounds to hunt rather than attack me.
                          I guess they figure why bother looking around for a fox...
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                            Re: Oh Great

                            Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:03 PM
                            Oh, and BTW, we officially know something worth reading has been posted when Mem shows up.
                            Am I taking credit for it? No. I thought I had made that apparent from the beginning by telling TRUE
                            she could have composed that worthless tripe I churned out as well as I could. But women have this
                            double-standard thing. They say to men, I created you, I can uncreate you. --- It aint that simple.
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:35 PM
              >> Like you're supposed to hate me because I don't care when you don't? <<

              How dare you!

              I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but still: how DARE you!
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                Re: Oh Great

                Mon, July 28, 2008 - 12:40 PM
                Just lick your bowl and put it out for more slop already.
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        Re: Oh Great

        Mon, July 28, 2008 - 6:25 PM
        "Going after True isn't even sporting. It isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, more like using a cattle prod in the goldfish bowl."

        Yeah. That's right. You tell 'em.

        :::backs away from glaring Shannon:::

        AAAAAAAAAAaaand I'll be over there, at the little kid's table.
  • Re: Oh Great

    Sun, September 28, 2008 - 8:37 PM
    now - a - days i just spend most of my time masturbating and strangling small animals. strangely it has left me more well adjusted than I have ever been in my life.
    • Re: Oh Great

      Mon, October 13, 2008 - 8:01 AM
      i am starting to believe that tribal satan unsubs himself for the street cred.
      • Re: Oh Great

        Mon, October 13, 2008 - 9:27 AM
        Darren's To Do List:

        1. Install the correct and most recent database
        2. Unsub Satan

        Must have been a pretty high priority. Although Satan said over on ning that he's done with tribe. Maybe he's given up the virtual ghost over here.

        I hate it when he unsubs though. It leaves an awful mess in my friends count. The number of friends and the number of images quit matching up.
        • Re: Oh Great

          Mon, October 13, 2008 - 9:41 AM
          how many times has he said he was done with tribe. hell i gave up that silly mantra after the forth or fifth unsub.
          • Re: Oh Great

            Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:01 AM
            I don't think that's actually what happened, he's not the only one that's showing as unsubbed right now...
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:30 AM
              it really irritates the crap out of me when people try to reason things out. what ever happened to good old fashioned knee-jerk reactions?

              frikken kids these days.
              • Re: Oh Great

                Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:34 AM
                I've got a knee for you right here, my dear....
                • Re: Oh Great

                  Mon, October 13, 2008 - 10:55 AM
                  heh
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:53 AM
                    if i have one more person ask me to fullfill their santa fetish by sitting on their knee and telling them what i want, well... let us just say some huskies will be crapping elf parts.
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:54 AM
                    heh
                    ========

                    back on the reservation with you mutt.
                    • Re: Oh Great

                      Mon, October 13, 2008 - 11:57 AM
                      Mutt? So wild is the husky?

                      I think it's trolls, not elves she'll be crapping.
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:55 AM
                        Mutt? So wild is the husky?

                        I think it's trolls, not elves she'll be crapping.
                        ==========================

                        nobody craps the saint.

                        I have chunks of punks like you lot in my stool.
                    • Re: Oh Great

                      Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:25 PM
                      >>back on the reservation with you mutt.<<

                      ha!

                      you're coming with me, whitey.
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:29 PM
                        Oooh, a kidnapping narrative!
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:34 PM
                          • Re: Oh Great

                            Mon, October 13, 2008 - 12:39 PM
                            >The women were known for their ability to find and prepare food from many different plant sources.

                            They were also known for kicking the asses of pretty much anybody who underestimated them.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:58 AM
                              They were also known for kicking the asses of pretty much anybody who underestimated them.
                              ====================

                              it is amazing what a careful mixure sulfur, charcoal and potassium nitrate can do to the process of cultural integration.
                          • Re: Oh Great

                            Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:06 AM
                            www.innofthemountaingods.com/about.asp
                            ========================================


                            from nomadic noble hunter gatherers to knowing when to double down on a 5 dollar bet. how the mighty have fallen.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:23 AM
                              >what is it with womens romance novels basically being centerd around kidnapping by various indigenous savages and of course faux forced penetration?

                              I don't know, but there you have it. The Wild West for ladies.

                              There's not nearly enough straight out wild west kidnapping by savages porn written either. Not that I've looked for it or anything...
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:33 AM
                                There's not nearly enough straight out wild west kidnapping by savages porn written either. Not that I've looked for it or anything...
                                =================

                                I will have to reduce my immune system and tolerance for alcohol and find myself a loin cloth and visciously savage my wife. Purely for experimental purposes of course.
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:56 AM
                          Oooh, a kidnapping narrative!
                          ===============

                          she can't help it. genetics at work here. it is either that or run around in a leather diaper and kinda stink of buffalo.
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:03 AM
                          Oooh, a kidnapping narrative!
                          ==============

                          what is it with womens romance novels basically being centerd around kidnapping by various indigenous savages and of course faux forced penetration?
                          • Re: Oh Great

                            Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:04 AM
                            what is it with womens romance novels basically being centerd around kidnapping by various indigenous savages and of course faux forced penetration?
                            =============

                            by the way, if you notice an overly wordy version of various swear words and vulgar statements coming out of me... you try to get around a corporate word filter and still be a complete illegitimate son of a female dog.
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:55 AM
                        ha!

                        you're coming with me, whitey.
                        ============

                        a couple infected blankets and some fire water will be enough for you.
        • Re: Oh Great

          Mon, October 13, 2008 - 3:30 PM
          >>1. Install the correct and most recent database
          2. Unsub Satan<<

          *bingo*

          he did not unsub himself

          now, i've been hearing that some other people appear to be unsubbed as well,
          so it could be some kind of glitch

          however.......
          • Re: Oh Great

            Mon, October 13, 2008 - 4:05 PM
            Yeah, I just read up over on refugees.

            However, I am not going to spend any time on refugees where Bruce is running cheerfully around. I've barely even interacted with the guy--never here and only in passing over there, and he's already giving me the creeping heebie-jeebies.

            Something about that smiley-faced jowly midwestern dopey LOL-ness, masking something creepily vicious and self-righteous underneath.
            • Re: Oh Great

              Mon, October 13, 2008 - 7:09 PM
              Shannon - have I mentioned today that I love you ? Because I really, seriously do.

              StJ - you know, that was totally not what I was thinking about the knee and all. But hey, whatever floats your boat ;)
              • Re: Oh Great

                Tue, October 14, 2008 - 6:01 AM
                StJ - you know, that was totally not what I was thinking about the knee and all. But hey, whatever floats your boat ;)
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                really? seriously? for sure? gee I guess I was just really off mark instead of turning the jape into something more interesting.

                thanks.
                • Re: Oh Great

                  Wed, October 15, 2008 - 4:55 PM
                  oh trust me, it would have been interesting. Well, for me anyway ;)
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                    Re: Oh Great

                    Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:28 PM
                    i guess the real thrust of that was lost in a way that could only be metaphorically described with a reference to the voyager craft breaking through heliosphere of our solar system.
                    • Re: Oh Great

                      Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:32 PM
                      Huh huh. He said 'thrust.'

                      Do you really have a wife, SJM? I have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.

                      BTW, BFG appears to be accurate. Apparently random unsubbing is rampant around tribe. ravenshadow got unsubbed too, and he is only ever mildly snarky. Perhaps our beloved Prince of Lies and Trollage is the victim of happenstance rather than vengeance.

                      Or maybe it's just the revenge of the incompetent.
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Wed, October 15, 2008 - 5:47 PM
                        I'm still thinking of St J's heliosphere....

                        yeah, they did the unsub thing to Grr too. She got back though, so I'm holding out hope....but it's been a while. Plus, based on Darren's posts, I'm now not sure he's actually aware that this is going on - I think he thinks our man has left on his own.
                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:26 PM
                          hmmm

                          i read that post as gloating
                          • Re: Oh Great

                            Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:32 PM
                            i didn't know about Ravenshadow, but the rest of the people (i'm aware of)
                            who were unsummarily unsubbed were pretty vocal about certain things.

                            i guess it could be a coincidence but it doesn't look innocent to me.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:35 PM
                              Grrr roused rabble?

                              I don't think that ravenshadow got up about much of anything, except when irritated, and none of that was ever darrenward that I was aware of.

                              I've been vocally raging over on ning, and I'm still here.
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Wed, October 15, 2008 - 6:56 PM
                                >>I've been vocally raging over on ning, and I'm still here.<<

                                i've been vocally raging all over the place, including here.
                                just not quite in the same way as these other people.

                                but i'm not here to argue about this.

                                just stating my opinion on the deal.


                                • Re: Oh Great

                                  Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:05 PM
                                  But, but...I rely on you to be skeptical and fact-oriented, wild. That is your role. You must not depart from it. My universe will keel off its axis.
                                • Re: Oh Great

                                  Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:07 PM
                                  LOL, Grr and ravenshadow are both dear beloved friends of mine, and no they haven't roused any rabble :) Grr's was weird - she showed as unsubbed the two days before the last long outage (easy to get the outages confused !) but was back when tribe came back up - whereas ravenshadow was gone when it came back up.

                                  wild, I read it as gloating too...but, I figured if Darren had done it himself, he would have been more vocal about it - "yeah, I did it". For some reason, I read that post as being glad they unsubbed themselves. No idea why I'm reading it that way, but I am.
                                  • Re: Oh Great

                                    Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:33 PM
                                    out of curiosity, why should anyone give a shit who gets unsubbed on a failing social network. one that is rife with adminstrator hypocrisy, obvious and easy to repair bugs, low population and the marketing sensibility of cubscout who has had his brains smashed the fuck in for 7 or 8 hours with a brick?

                                    i mean really. if i go, if you go, if anyone goes.. does it matter? no. you will remanifest elsewhere. you will carry on your same shit.. maybe bring the same so-called friends.. maybe make some new ones.. but the internet will just keep going and going without even the slightest care or concern that any of this even transpired.
                      • Re: Oh Great

                        Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:28 PM
                        Do you really have a wife, SJM? I have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.
                        =========

                        yes i do.

                        here:
                        profile.myspace.com/index.cfm

                        and she listens to shitty music and worships a foreign smurf

                        • Re: Oh Great

                          Wed, October 15, 2008 - 7:39 PM
                          I have always assumed that you were another knob goblin teen, only a lot wittier.
                          =================

                          oh and for the record i am a 38 year old self involved asshole with some vaguely alluded to creative skills and a predispositon towards taking a certain shameful joy out of provoking random anonymous schmucks with crap that even I dont read while i type it out... just to see what their reaction is.

                          why? because it is funny to me. yeah me. if it is funny to you.. gravy i guess, but ultimately it was all about me.

                          as it should be.

                          sure i have a nice side, and i treat people who earn it.. with a level of respect. but the rest are just simply subjects of my personal and prolonged experiment involving recording and manipulating human interaction.

                          i am sure this confirms what some people believe and with others this may come as a big surprise as to whatever it is you have already constructed about me. but if you had half a brain, you would give as little of a shit about what I have to add as I do.

                          but this is the internet, and we all know that this is just not going to be the case.
                          • Re: Oh Great

                            Thu, October 16, 2008 - 6:10 PM
                            Aww, StJM. That was the most I've ever seen you type.

                            Your wife is hawt too.

                            Aaaand, another damn Texan. I might have known.
                            • Re: Oh Great

                              Thu, October 16, 2008 - 7:17 PM
                              we are not amused by x chromosome sentimentality.
                              • Re: Oh Great

                                Wed, October 22, 2008 - 1:18 PM
                                I feel my I.Q. coming down with the flu.
                                • Re: Oh Great

                                  Wed, October 22, 2008 - 1:22 PM
                                  I feel my I.Q. coming down with the flu.
                                  ===

                                  the simple fact you are on tribe calls in to question your I.Q in the first place. unless you are a pony f*#ker, burning man nudist or net sadist, your presence here only underscores a need to re-evaluate your existence.
                                  • Re: Oh Great

                                    Wed, October 22, 2008 - 3:36 PM
                                    And of course, if you are any or all of those things, your existence is thereby pre-validated.

                                    I once had a pubescent crush on the neighborhood golden retriever. Does that count?
                                    • Re: Oh Great

                                      Thu, October 23, 2008 - 6:04 AM
                                      I once had a pubescent crush on the neighborhood golden retriever. Does that count?
                                      ============

                                      that should qualify you as a founding member of tribe. this place used to be rife with polyamoury dog-f*&kers. they are probably still here, but my work commitments have prevented me from finding them and trolling them.

                                      I am hoping that by setting up a "End is Here?" doomsday tribe i can attract a number of fruitbats to mock.

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