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Hello! I am Efrit Mbotu!

2009-11-05T22:54:34Z

I am Efrit Mbotu.

I have buesnass propsal for you!

Efrit.

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

I SENSE THOUGHTS..

2009-09-15T16:26:52Z

But I know you are all full of bullshit, so it doesn't matter.

posted in 99th Percentile - 10 replies

So has being "speshul" ever get anyone here ahead?

2009-09-03T22:39:08Z

First I will acknowledge that I realize that no one here takes themselves too serious (or I might have avoided joining).

ME: My last test was 170.
This even was after a major head injury in a car accident. I had to be tested during a divorce 3 years ago.
When my IQ was higher and I was a 16 yr old High School grad? after graduating early, took 2 years of engineering courses and just walked away at age 18 to be a contractor. How smart was THAT?
My love life sucked hardcore donkey a$$ with glass & acid cereal breakfast for years
and (quote my family, ">GASP!<") I am now a middle-aged SAHM and finally finishing school out of a hodgepodge of 176 credits.

So even my last clinical score is in 99 percentile and even a less than .2% of the pop that are simply over 130.
But does that percentile kinda tweak your life in other areas, follow like a stray puppy? Like influence the Suck Factors?

Being in a special category- Though the percentiles work a lil higher-

.5% have some ASD (I am borderline Aspergers-means I was trained manifestations of it at an early age)
.5% (to possibly 20) have dyslexia in some degree
.3% have HH (blood disorder)
3-9% are Rh -factor O type
8% of females are left handed
.015% of natural conception past age 40 (common stats for 20s is just 17%.)
6% of families have 3 or more children

2-3% of women using condoms PERFECTLY get pregnant (not gonna put imperfect scores)
2-4% experience failure with injectable/implants contra
solid 9% failure in oral contra
5% of women are taller than 5'8" (US depH&H)
So 90th percentile and over in most categories of "not average"

Ya know what.... maybe there is something to that being average after all >**sound of a thousand cricket violins<

Seriously tho? Has anyone here so far ever really got anything from their 99th percentile status except good grades and a psychotic impatience for idiocy?

posted in 99th Percentile - 80 replies

Alts and trolls

2009-09-02T17:57:07Z

Over half the profiles in this tribe are alts and trolls. Real pieces of shit.

This could be a tribe that was a resource for people who are persecuted because they are different. Instead, you just shit all over everyone.

posted in 99th Percentile - 19 replies

Day one: August Twenty First, in the year of our lord Two Thousand and Nine.

2009-08-24T02:39:23Z

Though it took many days to cut through the swaths of idiots and dense vegitation, my bearer party along with my most trusted Jibbo, "Mangdulgadabojismoshandowallla" and about 15 of the finest Black Guard Scottland has to offer.

Upon breaking through the growth and clearing a base camp for the expedition, the Jibbos inform me that a strange tribe of rejects and has-never-beens is infact located just a scant crossing of the creek over the hill. I will see if I can sneak up and observe these miserable indigeni from up close but remain unobserved.

Entry Ends.

posted in 99th Percentile - 9 replies

Avioding Spiritual Circularity

2009-08-11T08:38:49Z

So, why the end of the world? Because it’s not supposed to happen. We all know this. Most definitely. Now, why is physical reality, Malkuth, said by the Kabbalaists to be so fragile, of the many worlds? Because it is liable to the possibility of entertaining a cyclical nature. This is not what we want. It is about the Vices and the Virtues. When we collectively indulge in these (check the Kabbalah tribe for the list) we infuse this world with much unbalanced energy. The most primary and certainly the most worst is physical destruction, killing each other, warfare. It started with the story of Cain, and he was exiled. Not killed. God did not call for the same in kind, in retribution. In vengeance.
He was exiled. Not exploring that story any further right now. Maybe later.

Now, Killing, Cruelty and Destruction, are the Vices of Geburah, which is the middle,
or central, Sephiroth on the Pillar of Severity, what in human gender terms is called the female pillar, which at its top is headed by Binah, the main idea of which is the idea of Form. Too much hankering after Form, especially human form. And in a sense Geburah is a reflection of Chokmah, which is the seat of the name of God. Who practices the most
violence here on planet Earth, the men or the women? The men. Not really the women, unless they are forced to it. Incidentally, the male pillar, called the Pillar of Mercy, is headed by Chokmah. These names you may explore further, if you wish. They are the names of the emanations, the sephiroth. This system has been built for us, likely by us, to aid us in evolving. The Kabbalah has been around a long time.

Ok, enough of that. Now, the scary story. This information must be made public.

When this cycle that is not supposed to happen nears its end point, because we have filled Malkuth, the nearest spot to the Qliphoth (this place, basically, highly doubtful that some plenitude of Hells exists merely to give us places to act out in bad fashion) with mixed up energy, largely the masses of those killed, not really misspent sexual energy, though that certainly adds to it, someone is asked to figure the puzzle out. It’s a rush job, definitely.

What I’m saying ( I need to reduce the parenthetical asides) is that the mixed up energy is right here. And we are all very Judgmental. That’s an aspect of the Female Pillar, the Pillar of Severity. Unbalanced away from Mercy, the Male Pillar. Staying in this form too long can cause too much Separation, and we are all separated, talking over the internet.

So the scary story. If we kill this local Kingdom (Malkuth), we will have to re-emanate it.
The universe will not collapse. Never. Doesn’t ever happen. We just end up destroying this world through Nuclear Devastation. Capitalized for emphasis.

Now, since really in some sense Kether, the crown-point, is there in every sephirah,
One must reach it personally in order to move to the next highest level, whatever lingo you might use for that. We should all try for that. Study the Kabbalah, conserve your
sexual energies. Or at least be with a partner, a lover, a mate, a girlfriend, a wife.

Scary story: We re-unify after the destruction of this world, however you look for that,
*and though we don’t really have bodies anymore*, and since Malkuth is about the physical, and because you all have so much pent up energies, or we have wasted so much sexual energy, and since the focus has been there so long: You Get The Picture.

So we then would even out every person’s energy ( I most definitely would like to imagine this as non-sexual, that’s vulgar, and a trap) and at that point we are immaterial, angels at the lowest order, so to speak. Beings of Force. But since we need this place back again, for obvious reasons, we like to intermix and experience physical love in the most proper way, we mimic the higher emanations above the level of Malkuth, Assiah, *to the best of all of our memories*! Thank God many study the Kabbalah, and perhaps we do it by intuition, I’m not sure.

DON’T HIT THE NUCLEAR BUTTON.

That’s the only way this world dies. Guaranteed. Everything else it is possible to fix, if we give up the Vices collectively. And stop Judging each other. Let God judge. He mostly doesn’t. Mercy, remember?

So, if you like, I could flesh it out further, but I think that is sufficient for the moment.

Discuss. Distribute your positive energies to others, not me, be kind to one another (Greek: Kristos, kindness), Middle Pillar, Balance, Moderation, Temperance.

Most especially stop hating our leaders, all the world’s leaders, that is a negative feedback loop, send as much well-wishes, prayer, and forgiveness to all of them, I have.
Anyone in a position of power or influence needs our aid. Forgive those on the other side of the aisle, politically. I’ve enjoyed talking to you. I’ve sent energy and thanks to those on the Republican side, even though I consider myself a Democrat, because we need to commiserate, find a balanced position, find a means to fix all our problems.

It’s been said (by us, a little presumptuous of us, don’t you think?) that we are the greatest nation on this Earth, let’s get back to being peaceful, and correct our behavior.

Ask questions as to certain portions of this if you need some ideas more fleshed out.

posted in 99th Percentile - 48 replies

join army

2009-07-31T02:13:44Z

I am meeting with a recruiter.

to join the army

I want to kill arabs.

posted in 99th Percentile - 12 replies

boom

2009-06-30T19:02:28Z

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

The Man's lulz

2009-05-18T03:01:31Z

http://manifesto.tribe.net/thread/f2467927-af65-43fb-b101-35c4ede4ded1
http://skemp.tribe.net/thread/acf95abd-0c34-496e-b36d-5358dcb24944
http://skemp.tribe.net/thread/9f6e6014-2ca0-434b-bcd4-b49a04cae90f#91b620cf-344d-4746-9e46-e79b2f95cb17
http://skemp.tribe.net/thread/05d46fbe-271c-4025-bf2f-c051936b106a#9c681ad2-57c3-462b-a83d-bde3f6b1744c

posted in 99th Percentile - 75 replies

the happiness forum fractal

2009-05-16T04:43:38Z

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/12/05/happiness.social.network/index.html

i would love to see the troll fractal.

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

trolling skills applied to real life

2009-05-12T15:33:36Z

You may consider trolling an enormous waste of time and wonder why we do it.

But I tell you, when I first came to tribe.net, my trolling skills were total novice (St. Jman will attest to that).

I learned a few things about trolling while here. How good I got at it is besides the point. Even St. Jman will admit I have learned a few tricks. And the thing is, I have found some of the trolling lessons I learned here to be very useful in real life.

Know why? Because people troll each other in real life. In particular, lawyers sometimes will troll and bait other lawyers.

My skill at recognizing it and learning how to win at it in real life have greatly improved since I have been on tribe.

So, uh, thanks, folks.

posted in 99th Percentile - 19 replies

love me!

2009-04-30T21:49:10Z

love me!

posted in 99th Percentile - 4 replies

Rendall! I saw this and...

2009-04-15T15:52:09Z

...and thought of you.

http://www.egokast.com/

Be sure to view the gems...

http://www.egokast.com/ev-gems/index.html

posted in 99th Percentile - 55 replies

What's helped you...

2009-01-14T17:00:52Z

to find your place in the world? To deal with being in a world built for the average, where people actually believe that if something's popular it must be true - the constant disappointment and frustration of being able to process so many levels at once and knowing how rare it is, how others just don't (or can't - and don't even know it)? How and where do you find community?

posted in 99th Percentile - 48 replies

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

2009-01-06T14:14:39Z

I am shopping. Get the fuck out of my way.

Open the fucking door to this store or I will kill you. I will kill you if I have to, to get to the shit I want to buy. I am gonna get those flat screen TVs, I am gonna be first in line, I am gonna get mine.

Uggs. Gonna get 'em. Garmins, GPS. I'll kill you to get what I wanna buy. So get the fuck out of my way, store clerk. I will run you down. I will stomp on your head if you get in my way. I gotta buy, first thing early morning day after Thanksgiving. I'll kill you, motherfucker.

posted in 99th Percentile - 43 replies

Wiseman Willie

2009-01-06T03:03:03Z

Willie Nelson offers ganja and a little song to the Baby Jesus, while a disapproving disembodied head of Steven Colbert adds musical comments: http://hightimes.com/video/ht_admin/4904

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

More WalMart Incidents

2008-12-15T13:45:04Z

Good god. Mayhem at WalMart is getting downright fashionable: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/al-norman/more-mayhem-death-at-wal_b_148922.html

Last week, in Florida, three WalMart employees wrestled a shoplifter to the ground, where he died. The article goes on to list all sorts of rapes, shootings and assaults in various WalMarts around the country.

When my SO first got to Missouri to train as a truckdriver, he had a roomie--a cheerfully obnoxious redneck type. He didn't last three days in the program because he decided to go on down to WalMart to get some socks, ended up in a racially-tinged fistfight in the parking lot, hurt the other guy pretty bad, got arrested and thrown out of the program.

WTF?

posted in 99th Percentile - 10 replies

Happy Birthday Loki

2008-12-11T19:40:14Z

You made it this far. Congratulations! Have many more to come.

posted in 99th Percentile - 15 replies

We once were a species with purpose, now we spend more time in work-shop than out in the field spreading the gosphel

2008-11-20T16:06:50Z

I think i will return to prosteletize to the remaining denizens of this realm and using forums like this more for thread preservation for future Fan-Addicts and scholars to muse over.

http://brainstorm.tribe.net/thread/2e68c6b7-6f8c-4999-b026-157bd3b82f5c

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

Famous ridiculous quotes

2008-11-20T04:08:47Z

... from our infamous depressive recluse in the land of the Gauls:

"you americans don't know how lucky you are to be allowed the chance to vote for a kenyan moslem... "

Best troll ever! This quote had even me gnashing my molars to shards.

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

Oh Great

2008-11-13T17:36:46Z

It seems at night when all the trolls are in bed, the insane psychodrama elves come out to play, leaving their merry little spews everywhere.

Who was that masked riler of True? He was not, whoever he was, very nice.

posted in 99th Percentile - 172 replies

Stupidians

2008-10-24T20:41:36Z

This being 99th percentile and all, I thought I'd start a thread so we can bitch about the great unwashed, with their elections and their attempts to run the country and their stupid economic crises.

How dare they! How dare they, I say!

Someday a real rain will come.

posted in 99th Percentile - 19 replies

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2008-10-23T15:32:54Z

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posted in 99th Percentile - 24 replies

Help for Orpheus

2008-10-23T15:29:17Z

our friend is oft' bemoaning that girls don't like him.

I found him a hot Korean chick to explain to him how to get girls to like him.

And I know he likes Korean girls!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITWMyDWNJI&feature=user

posted in 99th Percentile - 99 replies

Kingdom of Loathing

2008-10-23T15:26:25Z

There's this game I play when I'm not here, called Kingdom of Loathing, or KOL for short.

It's fun, especially if you've been onna net for awhile and/or have played any online adventure game between like 1979 and now (either like the old Adventure or like WoW), because it's more or less a parody of all of those, with stick figures, puns and literary and pop culture references. The currency is meat (pictured as a crude drawing of a steak), and your avatar is a stick figure. Who could resist a game in which, if you have a certain skill, you can mix up cocktail made up of gin and grapefruit, and when you drink it, you get the message 'it puts your mind on your meat and your meat on your mind.' ?

Anyway, there's a new haiku combat area, and this is one of the monsters, and his descriptive haiku:

Knob Goblin poseur

This Knob Goblin teen
thinks he's a gangsta poet.
In fact, he's neither.

Just sayin'.....

posted in 99th Percentile - 53 replies

I was noticing

2008-10-16T01:07:49Z

that almost all the nice people tribes I'm on have been all but inactive.

This one, and the other troll tribes I sometimes lurk on, have been fairly lively.

Trolls, apparently, are like cockroaches, and thrive in environments that most other lifeforms find inhospitable.

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

Ziet Geist

2008-10-15T12:41:01Z

http://3dmodeling.tribe.net/thread/0d095211-a27d-4768-b024-0246f82cfe75?newpostingid=9842a89b-2712-499f-b034-8d8a44bba9f2#9842a89b-2712-499f-b034-8d8a44bba9f2

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

Grrrrr

2008-10-04T22:40:51Z

I just realized that I must be in a bad mood. I am barely restraining myself from trolling ordinary innocent mortals in sweet, friendly tribes where never a trollish voice has ever reared its head (oh argh. I will be so happy if I never, ever hear the phrase 'reared its head' again in my life).

And things have quieted down so here. I have half a mind to wander on over to the TOU tribe and work out with the heavyweights.

Nowait. My mood isn't that bad.

But how do I restrain myself from taking my hostility out on the innocents?

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

sue me

2008-10-01T18:24:47Z

no one on tribe has threatened to sue me in weeks

i am so bored

posted in 99th Percentile - 23 replies

interesting girl talk only thread...

2008-09-16T06:10:36Z

in honour of the goddess of fascinating chitchat...

posted in 99th Percentile - 76 replies

O...

2008-09-16T02:42:19Z

so like I've been dead for a lot of years now but there's this girl I think I might get on with...

she looks like she might be kinda sweet and fun to be with...

so if anyone can introduce us...

it'd be cool...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_USQSu3R00A

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

irony in help

2008-09-12T23:05:09Z

http://3dmodeling.tribe.net/thread/0d095211-a27d-4768-b024-0246f82cfe75?newpostingid=61d467e8-a44c-4961-9931-c1303dd9d43f#61d467e8-a44c-4961-9931-c1303dd9d43f

oddly, looking up a 3d modeling tribe to direct orpheus to, i found an old tribe in my list with a rather funny post.

posted in 99th Percentile - 26 replies

Rendal this tribe is boring

2008-09-04T12:32:23Z

WTF?

you at burning man or something?

I'll bet you are.

Freak.

posted in 99th Percentile - 36 replies

the best of all worlds...

2008-09-04T12:31:14Z

I mean the bestest stuff...

to satisfy...

life...

posted in 99th Percentile - 9 replies

wild aspies wanna talk about fucking

2008-09-03T19:59:24Z

http://wildaspies.tribe.net/thread/a4081a3a-7624-411c-b1ae-6d78543dccc5

this is low hanging fruit, you trolls.

posted in 99th Percentile - 70 replies

where's victor...?

2008-09-02T06:15:12Z

so like where's victor...?

does anybody know which planet he's on...?

posted in 99th Percentile - 24 replies

Perception Personality Image Test

2008-08-29T12:48:29Z

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-perception-personality-image-test/

NBPC - The Daydreamer
Nature, Background, Big Picture, and Color

You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the background) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the colors around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to ponder ideas and imagine the many possibilities of your life without worrying about the details or specifics. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You are a down-to-earth person who enjoys going with the flow.

posted in 99th Percentile - 20 replies

My freestyle

2008-08-28T05:04:02Z

http://indiana.tribe.net/template/pub%2Coc%2CDetail.vm?topicid=00406fb4-07a2-45a4-b2e4-9138966eac6d&plugin=blog&inst=15764830

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

freak show...

2008-08-26T20:43:55Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9cYTZXekA

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

bad women and crap poetry...

2008-08-26T12:02:16Z

you know it's true...

she's fat and faithless and pig ignorant just the same as you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8kSZ8LcjPw

posted in 99th Percentile - 15 replies

Trolls with bridges on their backs...

2008-08-25T18:57:35Z

Are like turtles looking to stop a bit neck deep in water and let kids scramble over their shells;
are like Atlas holding up the world, and needing a break; are like bridge-makers that want
peoples separated by wide rivers to be able to walk to the other shore.
Trolls build their bridges from their backs. That growling is just the deep rumbling of the earth,
as the foundations settle in...

posted in 99th Percentile - 56 replies

Yo Rendall

2008-08-25T13:27:16Z

Ever see the anti 99 thread on WHM?
I wasn't sure if it was already discussed
or not. http://brainwhoppers.tribe.net/thread/d3ef06f2-2d68-4189-b225-c6a1989766bb

posted in 99th Percentile - 133 replies

ride my burning man

2008-08-23T07:05:11Z

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/9905ff72-7c92-495a-8209-c1fec8fd0ad2

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

masturbation

2008-08-23T04:29:12Z

Same old, same old...
I did call for info at the FBI yesterday. It sounded so familiar, that I MUST have called last time too. The "we don't really do that" response.

So, I said "Uh, well, no offense, but what is it you DO there?"

------

Talked to the Police, they had many suggestions. The Bar, The Attorney General (what does that person do?), and to talk to an attorney. Uh, the "talk to an attorney" thing has been pretty much ruined. For all I know, all the attorneys sit around in their offices harassing people and making fake accounts using people's information.

And the police said I can file a report online.

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Got this back in the mail this morning:

Thank you for your recent e-mail to The State Bar of California. Please be advised that we are unable to respond substantively to your message.
If you have a question about a California attorney or need additional information, please call 1-800-843-9053 (Outside California --- 213-765-1200).
Information about an individual attorney’s status with The State Bar of California may be found on our Web site, www.calbar.ca.gov/. From the home page, go to Attorney Search in the upper right hand section and follow the directions.
If you wish to file a complaint against an attorney licensed in California, you may call the State Bar Intake telephone line at 1-800-843-9053 to request a complaint form.
Or, you may visit our Web site and download a complaint form. (Go to Attorney Complaints on the home page.) Information about the State Bar’s attorney discipline system is also on the Web site. (Go to Public Services on the home page.)
If you have a written complaint, please mail it to: The State Bar of California, Intake Unit, 1149 S. Hill Street, Los Angeles, CA 90015-2299.

Thank you,
Office of Media & Information Services
The State Bar of California

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If that above message wasn't an auto-response, I did send a bunch of links to things here on Tribe.net with my message to them. So if a real person read my note, they can now come visit and see what kinds of things this person does online.

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

napoleon's base chakra...

2008-08-22T18:52:15Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV8YbLvGrb0

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

Let's see how this goes...

2008-08-20T13:58:40Z

BM troll: http://bm.tribe.net/thread/a4015576-f928-4668-8ff7-151baa34d983

posted in 99th Percentile - 77 replies

Walmart and Copyright Law

2008-08-19T19:39:15Z

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/12/walmart-you-cant-sca.html

A somewhat snarky piece on Boingboing about a person trying unsuccessfully to get old family photographs scanned at Walmart. The piece is lightweight, but the discussion in the comments is interesting--mostly about just how many holes current copyright law has. People are contradicting each other, in knowledgeable and pompous ways, about whether or not studio photos taken in 1920 are still under copyright.

Walmart policy says yes, common sense says no, the law, at least as cited by internets denizenz seems fuzzy.

posted in 99th Percentile - 37 replies

mo bettah rant dramas

2008-08-18T19:11:09Z

whinos...

posted in 99th Percentile - 51 replies

in my yurt

2008-08-18T14:06:44Z

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/a9bc3b3c-b551-46e6-844e-272d04205b7e?newpostingid=865b7ab0-2d11-469b-8659-640cd030f690#865b7ab0-2d11-469b-8659-640cd030f690

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The Three Laws of Robotics Vs. The 0 Laws of Trolling

2008-08-18T13:54:28Z

are there core functional laws that govern trolling?

In this, I mean:

Are there a root set of governing characteristics and requirements to fullfill all trolling types from the harmless to the rabid stalker?

Commonality must be defined!

posted in 99th Percentile - 67 replies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORPHEUS!!

2008-08-13T22:23:12Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K2S0-5Xo0

XOXOXOX

posted in 99th Percentile - 22 replies

shut up...

2008-08-13T18:48:29Z

ya bunch of good for nothing wasters...

posted in 99th Percentile - 17 replies

weekend

2008-08-12T00:49:17Z

I won't be on much this weekend. I'm staying way away from the computer.

Play nice, now. See ya'll Monday.

posted in 99th Percentile - 23 replies

why...

2008-08-11T16:54:02Z

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bmkdaqrg-8

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

what crap I should give

2008-08-09T16:02:23Z

in the interest in boiling down the faux trolling and other events on tribe I have missed over the last several months, please.. someone give me a brief list of links and things I might want to consider giving a crap about here.

posted in 99th Percentile - 65 replies

validation & vindication by the TOU GUT

2008-08-09T14:19:11Z

So this Bill fellow is gloating about his vindiction and validation as a professional victim, because he got Satan unsubbed.

But the offending thread that set Bill off, the removal of which he demanded as a condition to let Satan live, is still there, alive and well in Satan's Clubhouse. Doh! Look under the thread entitled "taunt" if you need a reference.

And Victor is still there, Victor, the one who made the alleged "threats" in that thread that Bill is going to report the FBI, is not unsubbed. Victor made the alleged threats, and Satan got unsubbed for it. This is the usual scapegoating pattern.

As usual, the only thing this lastest unsubbing of Satan reflects is the TOU GUY's constant hard-on for Satan of Tribe.

That big potato chip eating programmer who is 10 months behind schedule on the alleged "updates" to tribe.net but who has time to make it his personal mission to censor anyone who criticizes the TOU GUT, er, I mean, the TOU GUY. That is what this is about. It is about a battle between a smart ass gadfly cartoon devil and an illiterate, obese, incompetent computer programmer, whose only apparent qualification for the job was that he was a Burner, and who thinks low brow photos of him getting goosed by Santa are funny. Nothing more. Just an ongoing game between Satan and the TOU GUT.

It is not a validation of any of Bill's absurd claims. It's just a validation of the madness of tribe.

posted in 99th Percentile - 12 replies

I was told that I ranked in the 98th percentile

2008-08-08T05:02:46Z

Is it ok that I joined this tribe?

posted in 99th Percentile - 24 replies

Beating videos

2008-08-07T07:49:55Z

Please place beating videos here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPa_pNOeZvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUkiyBVytRQ

Particularly interested in police brutality, but any beating is fine.

Thanks!

posted in 99th Percentile - 12 replies

Too much pie, fatty.

2008-08-07T04:00:21Z

That's your problem.

posted in 99th Percentile - 35 replies

Cabbage for Scabbage: Nostalgia for Old Themes.

2008-08-06T14:29:45Z

The scab is powerless under terrorism. As a rule, he is not so good nor so
gritty a man as the men he is displacing, and he lacks their fighting organization.

--The Scab, Jack London.

It is not nice to be a scab. Not only is it not in good social taste and comradeship,
but, from the standpoint of food and shelter, it is bad business policy.

---Ibid.

After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, the vampire, He had some awful
substance left with which he made a Scab... A scab is a two-legged animal with
a corkscrew soul, a waterlogged brain, a combination backbone of jelly and glue.
Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

---A Scab

posted in 99th Percentile - 69 replies

Guess which Author...

2008-08-04T18:54:31Z

Of Chastity ---

I love the forest. It is bad to live in towns: too many of the lustful live there.
Is it not better to fall into the hands of a murderer than into the dreams of a
lustful woman?
And just look at these men: their eye reveals it – they know of nothing better
on earth than to lie with a woman.
There is filth at the bottom of their souls; and it is worse if this filth still has
Something of the spirit in it!
If only you had become perfect at least as animals! But to animals belongs
innocence.
Do I exhort you to chastity? With some, chastity is a virtue, but with many
it is almost a vice.
These people abstain, it is true: but the bitch Sensuality glares enviously out
of all they do.
This restless beast follows them even into the heights their virtue and the depths
of their cold spirit.
And how nicely the bitch Sensuality knows how to beg for a piece of spirit, when
a piece of flesh is denied her.
Do you love tragedies and all that is heartbreaking? But I mistrust your bitch Sensuality.
Your eyes are too cruel for me; you look upon sufferers lustfully. Has your lasciviousness
not merely disguised itself and called itself pity?
And I offer you this parable: Not a few who sought to drive out their devil entered into the swine themselves.
Those to whom chastity is difficult should be dissuaded from it, lest it become the way
to Hell- that is, to filth and lust of the soul.
Am I speaking of dirty things? That does not seem to me the worst I could do.
Not when the truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters.
Truly, there are those who are chaste from the very heart: they are more gentle of heart
and they laugh more often and more heartily than you.
They laugh at chastity too, and ask: ‘What is chastity?
‘Is chastity not folly? But this folly came to us and not we to it.
‘We offered this guest love and shelter: not it lives with us –let it stay as long as it wishes!’

posted in 99th Percentile - 18 replies

reality challenged

2008-08-04T13:30:39Z

http://tribes.tribe.net/satansrealclubhouse/thread/11ffd8a2-ca9a-4d88-adc2-3726c929cfed

http://tribes.tribe.net/infobunker/thread/9d0ab6b8-e2ee-44ad-8613-ccef4ebe473f?newpostingid=b9fc9217-adf1-4b29-b537-f3ffeaff26ef#b9fc9217-adf1-4b29-b537-f3ffeaff26ef

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Family Reunion

2008-08-04T00:08:24Z

So we have this huge family reunion every year, and this is it.

We wear bathing suits all day, hang out on the beach, swim in the water, throw footballs around, drink gallons of beer, and say nothing at all of consequence. It's fun.

It's also a huge family. I have 5 aunts and uncles and 20 first cousins, all of whom bring their spouses and children. Also every year we have guest appearances from boyfriends, girlfriends or fiances----and they generally get The Treatment. My aunts have mellowed, so they no longer form the gauntlet of beady-eyed assessing stares and pointed personal questions. Now the initiation is up to the cousins.

Last night, this role was being carried out by one of the cousin's husbands, a former Chicago cop. He was interrogating the lissome young brand new girlfriend of one of my youngest cousins: sexual preferences, marriage plans, housing preferences--innocuous questions, but at the pace and in the sort of tone and relentless line of questioning normally reserved for harden street recidivists. He reduced her to stammering, then we all turned on him.

Then I started in on the Jesus jokes, which as it turned out offended my brother's fundamentalist fiance (so fucking what?)

My thought, watching the girlfriend interrogation. Wow. He's...trolling. And then

ZOMFG!!111!!!!11!!!!! I belong to a clan of... trolls IRL! Oh no!! This must make me.....a born troll!!!! AUGH!!

No wonder I find you people so hilarious.

posted in 99th Percentile - 24 replies

troll clonage...

2008-08-03T23:00:45Z

and apparently god then said unto the most tedious of trolls "go forth and multiply" etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 39 replies

The Montauk Monster

2008-08-02T20:02:20Z

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html

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I will continue to accuse you of murderous crimes

2008-08-02T18:37:51Z

until I get you to pay attention to me.

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

You've got mail!

2008-08-02T17:33:38Z

http://people.tribe.net/2a79aab4-1dad-4c4c-86bb-d26a9103fa48/blog/82bce126-abdb-4cfe-ae7c-b823e3226377

posted in 99th Percentile - 2 replies

Drama.

2008-08-02T16:06:09Z

Here's my being mean: http://tribes.tribe.net/onestepahead/thread/2a31106b-ed72-4e5d-b320-8e28eba89d72?newpostingid=cda8cbc8-c62c-499d-afc6-8cbae9e5de66#1080e662-9486-413c-bd75-9ea6c853d1c0

To Mike's whining over in "Gifted and Talented" aka http://tribes.net/OneStepAhead :

Is it really such a challenge for you to be polite Rendall ?
Your point seems to be trolling.
Of course... you hide your motivation....
why don't you just admit it ?

I responded:

As for this tribe and my relationship to it, I've made it blindingly clear in the 3.5 years I've been a member. How long have you been a member, Mike? You didn't join until I asked you to, and you were worried that you weren't smart enough. The fact is, you aren't, but I thought it would be amusing to have you here. And it has been, in a strange fun-house kind of way.

>> Is it really such a challenge for you to be polite Rendall ? <<

Hey, you asked, so I'll give it to you straight:

I have no problem being polite to the general population, the stranger, or to even casual friends. Once someone proves himself to be a dumbass, however, as you have done, then the gloves are off and I am rude to him. In time, if he redeems himself by not continuing to be a dumbass, as you have not done, then I revert to politeness.

Sure, you write in a stupid, unclear way to suggest profundity that you do not have Sure, your art looks like unfunny political cartoons. Sure you foment teapot tempests like an hysterical, emotional child. Sure you try to control conversations which you don't understand. Sure you're a FUDmonger. But these aren't the reasons I despise you.

You whined about TRUE's seeking out publicly available information about you, and did not listen to her reasons why, which were clearly stated and reasonable. To this day I am positive you knew she wasn't stalking you, but I believe that you and your stupid friends got sick satisfaction out of making her life miserable. It put you and Rockstar and your stupid girlfriend squarely in the exact place in my Hell for people who torture the helpless. Picking on an obviously mentally ill woman, creating drama about it, and not listening to reason put you beneath contempt, Mike.

Time has proven that she is harmless, and anyone with an ounce of brains saw that from the get-go, as I did. If you actually did believe she was stalking you, you are still an emotionally unstable dumbass.

As someone said about you, you are the kind of guy who would have informed on his neighbors in Soviet Russia, and felt completely justified in doing so. You are a weak-minded mental chimp who believes himself a mental powerhouse, and I would find it disgusting if I gave a shit.

You are a Loser.

posted in 99th Percentile - 164 replies

vote wildapache

2008-08-02T03:11:24Z

and the martinis...

posted in 99th Percentile - 59 replies

I will continue to complain about you

2008-08-02T03:02:05Z

...until you pay attention to me.

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

Leda's Ranting Space

2008-08-02T00:59:43Z

Because nothing says ranting like an actual rant.

posted in 99th Percentile - 23 replies

NYT

2008-08-01T22:55:32Z

Trolls: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?_r=1&ei=5058&partner=IWON&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

posted in 99th Percentile - 31 replies

religious trolls

2008-08-01T19:29:53Z

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

Jackpot!

2008-08-01T10:21:45Z

http://manifesto.tribe.net/thread/0203609b-af7b-47e0-9edb-8eed8aa63a13

http://manifesto.tribe.net/thread/04620225-9abb-4b79-b37f-41203d11f695

posted in 99th Percentile - 42 replies

I will continue to insult you

2008-08-01T05:21:42Z

until you pay attention to me.

*yawn*

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

noisebot

2008-08-01T04:32:23Z

the noisebot "model" looks embarassed.

is she embarassed to model these stupid shirts, or is she embarassed that her boyfriend, who probably owns the company, thinks she is a model?

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

gumby

2008-08-01T04:11:08Z

or pokey?

Which one was the greater genius? Discuss.

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

Whoever posts last, wins!

2008-08-01T03:44:05Z

"What do I win?" you ask. You mean, other than a hard cockslap to the face?

You win the title "99th Percentile of the 99th Percentile" and get to choose the 99th Percentile tribe's main pic!

Ready... Go!

(Don't worry about the hard cockslap to the face. That's coming to you anyway, whether you win or not.)

posted in 99th Percentile - 11 replies

vote smack

2008-07-31T20:32:12Z

it's the best apparently...

posted in 99th Percentile - 62 replies

vote for clean living

2008-07-31T17:24:18Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg6ZGOH46g8

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

vote for satan

2008-07-31T16:44:07Z

you know you want to.

you're just afraid.

Do not be a fur.

posted in 99th Percentile - 116 replies

vote masturbation

2008-07-31T16:00:11Z

it develops self reliance...

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

vote obama

2008-07-31T15:39:22Z

because it's your only hope of redemption...

posted in 99th Percentile - 10 replies

vote for natalie portman

2008-07-31T15:28:50Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj5SDelOoYI

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

vote libertarian

2008-07-31T13:49:23Z

whatever the hell that is supposed to mean...

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

vote goddess

2008-07-31T07:00:09Z

because what is is...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Fu6052ErX8

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

as

2008-07-31T06:54:39Z

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You are a typical man.

2008-07-30T17:29:03Z

When you're not pathologically lying, you're masturbating your dick down to a nubbin.

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vote democracy

2008-07-30T15:32:03Z

as if...

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

vote crack

2008-07-30T07:56:21Z

for best anti-depression therapy...

posted in 99th Percentile - 1 reply

marijuana...

2008-07-30T06:43:07Z

I'm bored and I want some super strength skunk...

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

vote kiss my ass

2008-07-30T03:52:44Z

yes.

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Captivate

2008-07-29T16:01:13Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyiVV59QtUM

CAPTIVATE – BUKUE ONE

VERSE 1

REALIZE THAT THE BLACKNESS EXIST
CREATING NOD FACTORS YOU CANNOT RESIST, I TWIST

LETTERS A LITTLE BIT BETTER, THAN MY AVERAGE COMPETITOR
(BUKUE PLAY’S THE EDITOR/SLAYS THE PREDATOR!)

BRINGING HIP HOP BACK TO BONE STRUCTURE,
SKELETOR STYLE, MEANWHILE ENHANCING SHOW SETS.

HEY LET’S!.. COMMENCE TO GET INTENSE WITH HEIGHTENED EXUBERANCE!
I LOOK IN TO YOUR EYES AS YOU LOOK IN TO MINE NOW WE COMBINE
EMCEE AND CROWD, BAR FOR BAR, LINE FOR LINE.

NOW WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE, PLATEAU
YOU’RE FEELIN WHAT I’M SAYIN AS I SAY WHAT YOUR FEELING
REVEALIN’ EMCEES THE MAGICIAN!
AS THE CROWD PLAYS THE CAPTIVE AUDIENCE BUT LET’S SWITCH!

YOU BE THE MAGICIAN, I’LL BE THE AUDIENCE AND YOUR ENERGY’S THE WIZETRY THAT CAPTIVATES.

VERSE 2

THE BLACK UNDERESTIMATED,
DEDICATED MY LIFE TO MAKE RHYMES TIGHT PRE-MEDITATED,
EVERY STEP OF MY PATH STAYING ELEVATED
ALL FLOWS INNUNCIATED, I’VE NEVER HESITATED
TO SAY WHAT I FEEL , FOR REAL I NEVER FAKE IT.
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, SERPENTRY ELIMINATED
THROWN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HIP HOP DIFINISTRATED
BEFORE THE BODY HIT THE GROUND IT DESINTEGRATED
PENETRATED THROUGH BARRIERS, STEREOTYPES EVAPORATED.
KEEPIN Y’ALL CONFUSED, DISCOMBOBULATED.
ARTIFICIALLY SIMULATED BUT NEVER DUPLICATED
SERPENTS WHO TRY TO TAKE IT , THEY GET IGNOMINATED.
HUMILIATED FOR NOT KNOWING HOW IT’S CREATED
WHILE WE PARTICIPATED, THEY REMAIN SEDATED.
I SPEAK UPON ALL 5 ELEMENTS ARTICULATED
THAT’S HOW BUKUE ONE GETS THE CROWD CAPTIVATED.

VERSE 3

TO CAPTIVATE IS TO FASCINATE COMPLETELY, HOLISTICALLY HOOK
SOUL, MIND AND BODY LEAVING US ALL SHOOK.

‘CAUSE THE VIBE WAS SO THICK
THE SHOW ENDED AT TWO BUT YOU COULDN’T MOVE TIL 6!

YOUR VIBE WAS FIXED ON THE LYRICS THAT I SAID,
I WAS IN AWE CAUSE I SAW YOU KEPT NODDING YOUR HEAD!

THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SET, EVEN BETWEEN SONGS!
YOUR MIND HAD LOST CONCEPT OF SPACE AND TIME.

IT’S HARD TO FIND AN EMCEE WHO CARES,
WHO MAKES EYE CONTACT, TO SEE IF YOU ARE AWARE,
I’LL STARE AT YOU UNTIL WE CONNECT, EXCHANGE ENERGY TIL POSITIVITY REFLECTS!

OBSERVE.. DO YOU FEEL YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE?
DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH?
WAS IT WORT THE THE TIME SPEND?
WAS IT MEMORABLE? WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT
DID BUKUE MAKE THE EFFORT TO CAPTIVATE?

posted in 99th Percentile - 47 replies

Welcome Humming@Random and Satanwatch!

2008-07-29T15:46:58Z

I happen to know that this is Satanwatch's favorite wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

And this is Humming@Random's: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Please compare and contrast.

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

Troll Olympics

2008-07-29T02:09:09Z

Fuck the 'most annoying troll' election. It's like there's no standards these days. Anybody with a keyboard and a personality disorder goes around claiming to be a troll. It's not that simple. There's craft involved, painful initiations into the guild, everything.

Who really even deserves the title of troll? And how do we even know?

posted in 99th Percentile - 15 replies

the war

2008-07-29T01:53:08Z

just thought I'd mention the war and maybe ask what you americans think is a realistic timeframe for moving into iran etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

american role models...?

2008-07-29T00:14:09Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MUuDFeoyvM

posted in 99th Percentile - 1 reply

It's all about you. (Ode to Co-Dependence)

2008-07-28T22:58:28Z

But you weren't there.

Instead there was some other guy, working on the pipes.

He said you were out with relatives that you have to entertain.

Plus you didn't want to see the busted-up wall.

I thought you would honor our appointment, but it seems not.

You have social skills, I do not. I rely upon you for all my joi de vivre,

without you making connections at parties I would stand all alone,

laughed at by the crowd, even told my taste in music was out of style.

While you are there, I fit in. Why did you leave like this when you knew

this was so important to me. I know it's so hard to pretend to care.

But why can't you just do it once for me YOU PIECE OF SHIT SELFISH MALE!

I want you to love me, I want us to be together, but you are so disagreeable,

so apt to refuse to be manipulated. Why is it the ones we really want are the

ones that refuse to be manipulated, but which we pine away to manipulate so badly?

YES, this is a parody! I was going to write more, but it was becoming stilted.
Funny how that happens, huh?

Yeah, all these recent thread suck. Even Jman left!!! WTF! Now this pathtic place is just another gashog.
Might as well be mystubbydick... (just felt like using that {instant recognition/someone else to spit on}

How you girls doin'?!

Oh, and I vote for dull as dishwater!

posted in 99th Percentile - 111 replies

vote leda

2008-07-28T20:50:59Z

most annoying troll nominee...

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

let's vote...

2008-07-28T20:37:08Z

so like can we do fun stuff like voting on this tribe...?

like voting for who is the most annoying troll here...

this voting thread will allow an annoying forum for airing annoyances whilst generating them...

so maybe we can start by nominating candidates etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 35 replies