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Perception Personality Image Test

2008-08-27T16:01:07Z

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-perception-personality-image-test/

NBPC - The Daydreamer
Nature, Background, Big Picture, and Color

You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the background) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the colors around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to ponder ideas and imagine the many possibilities of your life without worrying about the details or specifics. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You are a down-to-earth person who enjoys going with the flow.

posted in 99th Percentile - 18 replies

freak show...

2008-08-26T20:43:55Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9cYTZXekA

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bad women and crap poetry...

2008-08-26T12:02:16Z

you know it's true...

she's fat and faithless and pig ignorant just the same as you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8kSZ8LcjPw

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Trolls with bridges on their backs...

2008-08-25T18:57:35Z

Are like turtles looking to stop a bit neck deep in water and let kids scramble over their shells;
are like Atlas holding up the world, and needing a break; are like bridge-makers that want
peoples separated by wide rivers to be able to walk to the other shore.
Trolls build their bridges from their backs. That growling is just the deep rumbling of the earth,
as the foundations settle in...

posted in 99th Percentile - 56 replies

Yo Rendall

2008-08-25T13:27:16Z

Ever see the anti 99 thread on WHM?
I wasn't sure if it was already discussed
or not. http://brainwhoppers.tribe.net/thread/d3ef06f2-2d68-4189-b225-c6a1989766bb

posted in 99th Percentile - 133 replies

ride my burning man

2008-08-23T07:05:11Z

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/9905ff72-7c92-495a-8209-c1fec8fd0ad2

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

masturbation

2008-08-23T04:29:12Z

Same old, same old...
I did call for info at the FBI yesterday. It sounded so familiar, that I MUST have called last time too. The "we don't really do that" response.

So, I said "Uh, well, no offense, but what is it you DO there?"

------

Talked to the Police, they had many suggestions. The Bar, The Attorney General (what does that person do?), and to talk to an attorney. Uh, the "talk to an attorney" thing has been pretty much ruined. For all I know, all the attorneys sit around in their offices harassing people and making fake accounts using people's information.

And the police said I can file a report online.

------

Got this back in the mail this morning:

Thank you for your recent e-mail to The State Bar of California. Please be advised that we are unable to respond substantively to your message.
If you have a question about a California attorney or need additional information, please call 1-800-843-9053 (Outside California --- 213-765-1200).
Information about an individual attorney’s status with The State Bar of California may be found on our Web site, www.calbar.ca.gov/. From the home page, go to Attorney Search in the upper right hand section and follow the directions.
If you wish to file a complaint against an attorney licensed in California, you may call the State Bar Intake telephone line at 1-800-843-9053 to request a complaint form.
Or, you may visit our Web site and download a complaint form. (Go to Attorney Complaints on the home page.) Information about the State Bar’s attorney discipline system is also on the Web site. (Go to Public Services on the home page.)
If you have a written complaint, please mail it to: The State Bar of California, Intake Unit, 1149 S. Hill Street, Los Angeles, CA 90015-2299.

Thank you,
Office of Media & Information Services
The State Bar of California

------

If that above message wasn't an auto-response, I did send a bunch of links to things here on Tribe.net with my message to them. So if a real person read my note, they can now come visit and see what kinds of things this person does online.

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napoleon's base chakra...

2008-08-22T18:52:15Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV8YbLvGrb0

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Let's see how this goes...

2008-08-20T13:58:40Z

BM troll: http://bm.tribe.net/thread/a4015576-f928-4668-8ff7-151baa34d983

posted in 99th Percentile - 77 replies

Walmart and Copyright Law

2008-08-19T19:39:15Z

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/12/walmart-you-cant-sca.html

A somewhat snarky piece on Boingboing about a person trying unsuccessfully to get old family photographs scanned at Walmart. The piece is lightweight, but the discussion in the comments is interesting--mostly about just how many holes current copyright law has. People are contradicting each other, in knowledgeable and pompous ways, about whether or not studio photos taken in 1920 are still under copyright.

Walmart policy says yes, common sense says no, the law, at least as cited by internets denizenz seems fuzzy.

posted in 99th Percentile - 37 replies

mo bettah rant dramas

2008-08-18T19:11:09Z

whinos...

posted in 99th Percentile - 51 replies

in my yurt

2008-08-18T14:06:44Z

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/a9bc3b3c-b551-46e6-844e-272d04205b7e?newpostingid=865b7ab0-2d11-469b-8659-640cd030f690#865b7ab0-2d11-469b-8659-640cd030f690

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The Three Laws of Robotics Vs. The 0 Laws of Trolling

2008-08-18T13:54:28Z

are there core functional laws that govern trolling?

In this, I mean:

Are there a root set of governing characteristics and requirements to fullfill all trolling types from the harmless to the rabid stalker?

Commonality must be defined!

posted in 99th Percentile - 67 replies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORPHEUS!!

2008-08-13T22:23:12Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K2S0-5Xo0

XOXOXOX

posted in 99th Percentile - 22 replies

shut up...

2008-08-13T18:48:29Z

ya bunch of good for nothing wasters...

posted in 99th Percentile - 17 replies

weekend

2008-08-12T00:49:17Z

I won't be on much this weekend. I'm staying way away from the computer.

Play nice, now. See ya'll Monday.

posted in 99th Percentile - 23 replies

why...

2008-08-11T16:54:02Z

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bmkdaqrg-8

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what crap I should give

2008-08-09T16:02:23Z

in the interest in boiling down the faux trolling and other events on tribe I have missed over the last several months, please.. someone give me a brief list of links and things I might want to consider giving a crap about here.

posted in 99th Percentile - 65 replies

validation & vindication by the TOU GUT

2008-08-09T14:19:11Z

So this Bill fellow is gloating about his vindiction and validation as a professional victim, because he got Satan unsubbed.

But the offending thread that set Bill off, the removal of which he demanded as a condition to let Satan live, is still there, alive and well in Satan's Clubhouse. Doh! Look under the thread entitled "taunt" if you need a reference.

And Victor is still there, Victor, the one who made the alleged "threats" in that thread that Bill is going to report the FBI, is not unsubbed. Victor made the alleged threats, and Satan got unsubbed for it. This is the usual scapegoating pattern.

As usual, the only thing this lastest unsubbing of Satan reflects is the TOU GUY's constant hard-on for Satan of Tribe.

That big potato chip eating programmer who is 10 months behind schedule on the alleged "updates" to tribe.net but who has time to make it his personal mission to censor anyone who criticizes the TOU GUT, er, I mean, the TOU GUY. That is what this is about. It is about a battle between a smart ass gadfly cartoon devil and an illiterate, obese, incompetent computer programmer, whose only apparent qualification for the job was that he was a Burner, and who thinks low brow photos of him getting goosed by Santa are funny. Nothing more. Just an ongoing game between Satan and the TOU GUT.

It is not a validation of any of Bill's absurd claims. It's just a validation of the madness of tribe.

posted in 99th Percentile - 12 replies

I was told that I ranked in the 98th percentile

2008-08-08T05:02:46Z

Is it ok that I joined this tribe?

posted in 99th Percentile - 24 replies

Beating videos

2008-08-07T07:49:55Z

Please place beating videos here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPa_pNOeZvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUkiyBVytRQ

Particularly interested in police brutality, but any beating is fine.

Thanks!

posted in 99th Percentile - 12 replies

Too much pie, fatty.

2008-08-07T04:00:21Z

That's your problem.

posted in 99th Percentile - 35 replies

Cabbage for Scabbage: Nostalgia for Old Themes.

2008-08-06T14:29:45Z

The scab is powerless under terrorism. As a rule, he is not so good nor so
gritty a man as the men he is displacing, and he lacks their fighting organization.

--The Scab, Jack London.

It is not nice to be a scab. Not only is it not in good social taste and comradeship,
but, from the standpoint of food and shelter, it is bad business policy.

---Ibid.

After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, the vampire, He had some awful
substance left with which he made a Scab... A scab is a two-legged animal with
a corkscrew soul, a waterlogged brain, a combination backbone of jelly and glue.
Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

---A Scab

posted in 99th Percentile - 69 replies

Guess which Author...

2008-08-04T18:54:31Z

Of Chastity ---

I love the forest. It is bad to live in towns: too many of the lustful live there.
Is it not better to fall into the hands of a murderer than into the dreams of a
lustful woman?
And just look at these men: their eye reveals it – they know of nothing better
on earth than to lie with a woman.
There is filth at the bottom of their souls; and it is worse if this filth still has
Something of the spirit in it!
If only you had become perfect at least as animals! But to animals belongs
innocence.
Do I exhort you to chastity? With some, chastity is a virtue, but with many
it is almost a vice.
These people abstain, it is true: but the bitch Sensuality glares enviously out
of all they do.
This restless beast follows them even into the heights their virtue and the depths
of their cold spirit.
And how nicely the bitch Sensuality knows how to beg for a piece of spirit, when
a piece of flesh is denied her.
Do you love tragedies and all that is heartbreaking? But I mistrust your bitch Sensuality.
Your eyes are too cruel for me; you look upon sufferers lustfully. Has your lasciviousness
not merely disguised itself and called itself pity?
And I offer you this parable: Not a few who sought to drive out their devil entered into the swine themselves.
Those to whom chastity is difficult should be dissuaded from it, lest it become the way
to Hell- that is, to filth and lust of the soul.
Am I speaking of dirty things? That does not seem to me the worst I could do.
Not when the truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters.
Truly, there are those who are chaste from the very heart: they are more gentle of heart
and they laugh more often and more heartily than you.
They laugh at chastity too, and ask: ‘What is chastity?
‘Is chastity not folly? But this folly came to us and not we to it.
‘We offered this guest love and shelter: not it lives with us –let it stay as long as it wishes!’

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reality challenged

2008-08-04T13:30:39Z

http://tribes.tribe.net/satansrealclubhouse/thread/11ffd8a2-ca9a-4d88-adc2-3726c929cfed

http://tribes.tribe.net/infobunker/thread/9d0ab6b8-e2ee-44ad-8613-ccef4ebe473f?newpostingid=b9fc9217-adf1-4b29-b537-f3ffeaff26ef#b9fc9217-adf1-4b29-b537-f3ffeaff26ef

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Family Reunion

2008-08-04T00:08:24Z

So we have this huge family reunion every year, and this is it.

We wear bathing suits all day, hang out on the beach, swim in the water, throw footballs around, drink gallons of beer, and say nothing at all of consequence. It's fun.

It's also a huge family. I have 5 aunts and uncles and 20 first cousins, all of whom bring their spouses and children. Also every year we have guest appearances from boyfriends, girlfriends or fiances----and they generally get The Treatment. My aunts have mellowed, so they no longer form the gauntlet of beady-eyed assessing stares and pointed personal questions. Now the initiation is up to the cousins.

Last night, this role was being carried out by one of the cousin's husbands, a former Chicago cop. He was interrogating the lissome young brand new girlfriend of one of my youngest cousins: sexual preferences, marriage plans, housing preferences--innocuous questions, but at the pace and in the sort of tone and relentless line of questioning normally reserved for harden street recidivists. He reduced her to stammering, then we all turned on him.

Then I started in on the Jesus jokes, which as it turned out offended my brother's fundamentalist fiance (so fucking what?)

My thought, watching the girlfriend interrogation. Wow. He's...trolling. And then

ZOMFG!!111!!!!11!!!!! I belong to a clan of... trolls IRL! Oh no!! This must make me.....a born troll!!!! AUGH!!

No wonder I find you people so hilarious.

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troll clonage...

2008-08-03T23:00:45Z

and apparently god then said unto the most tedious of trolls "go forth and multiply" etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 39 replies

The Montauk Monster

2008-08-02T20:02:20Z

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html

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I will continue to accuse you of murderous crimes

2008-08-02T18:37:51Z

until I get you to pay attention to me.

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

You've got mail!

2008-08-02T17:33:38Z

http://people.tribe.net/2a79aab4-1dad-4c4c-86bb-d26a9103fa48/blog/82bce126-abdb-4cfe-ae7c-b823e3226377

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Drama.

2008-08-02T16:06:09Z

Here's my being mean: http://tribes.tribe.net/onestepahead/thread/2a31106b-ed72-4e5d-b320-8e28eba89d72?newpostingid=cda8cbc8-c62c-499d-afc6-8cbae9e5de66#1080e662-9486-413c-bd75-9ea6c853d1c0

To Mike's whining over in "Gifted and Talented" aka http://tribes.net/OneStepAhead :

Is it really such a challenge for you to be polite Rendall ?
Your point seems to be trolling.
Of course... you hide your motivation....
why don't you just admit it ?

I responded:

As for this tribe and my relationship to it, I've made it blindingly clear in the 3.5 years I've been a member. How long have you been a member, Mike? You didn't join until I asked you to, and you were worried that you weren't smart enough. The fact is, you aren't, but I thought it would be amusing to have you here. And it has been, in a strange fun-house kind of way.

>> Is it really such a challenge for you to be polite Rendall ? <<

Hey, you asked, so I'll give it to you straight:

I have no problem being polite to the general population, the stranger, or to even casual friends. Once someone proves himself to be a dumbass, however, as you have done, then the gloves are off and I am rude to him. In time, if he redeems himself by not continuing to be a dumbass, as you have not done, then I revert to politeness.

Sure, you write in a stupid, unclear way to suggest profundity that you do not have Sure, your art looks like unfunny political cartoons. Sure you foment teapot tempests like an hysterical, emotional child. Sure you try to control conversations which you don't understand. Sure you're a FUDmonger. But these aren't the reasons I despise you.

You whined about TRUE's seeking out publicly available information about you, and did not listen to her reasons why, which were clearly stated and reasonable. To this day I am positive you knew she wasn't stalking you, but I believe that you and your stupid friends got sick satisfaction out of making her life miserable. It put you and Rockstar and your stupid girlfriend squarely in the exact place in my Hell for people who torture the helpless. Picking on an obviously mentally ill woman, creating drama about it, and not listening to reason put you beneath contempt, Mike.

Time has proven that she is harmless, and anyone with an ounce of brains saw that from the get-go, as I did. If you actually did believe she was stalking you, you are still an emotionally unstable dumbass.

As someone said about you, you are the kind of guy who would have informed on his neighbors in Soviet Russia, and felt completely justified in doing so. You are a weak-minded mental chimp who believes himself a mental powerhouse, and I would find it disgusting if I gave a shit.

You are a Loser.

posted in 99th Percentile - 164 replies

vote wildapache

2008-08-02T03:11:24Z

and the martinis...

posted in 99th Percentile - 59 replies

I will continue to complain about you

2008-08-02T03:02:05Z

...until you pay attention to me.

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

Leda's Ranting Space

2008-08-02T00:59:43Z

Because nothing says ranting like an actual rant.

posted in 99th Percentile - 23 replies

NYT

2008-08-01T22:55:32Z

Trolls: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?_r=1&ei=5058&partner=IWON&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

posted in 99th Percentile - 31 replies

religious trolls

2008-08-01T19:29:53Z

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

Jackpot!

2008-08-01T10:21:45Z

http://manifesto.tribe.net/thread/0203609b-af7b-47e0-9edb-8eed8aa63a13

http://manifesto.tribe.net/thread/04620225-9abb-4b79-b37f-41203d11f695

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I will continue to insult you

2008-08-01T05:21:42Z

until you pay attention to me.

*yawn*

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noisebot

2008-08-01T04:32:23Z

the noisebot "model" looks embarassed.

is she embarassed to model these stupid shirts, or is she embarassed that her boyfriend, who probably owns the company, thinks she is a model?

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gumby

2008-08-01T04:11:08Z

or pokey?

Which one was the greater genius? Discuss.

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

Whoever posts last, wins!

2008-08-01T03:44:05Z

"What do I win?" you ask. You mean, other than a hard cockslap to the face?

You win the title "99th Percentile of the 99th Percentile" and get to choose the 99th Percentile tribe's main pic!

Ready... Go!

(Don't worry about the hard cockslap to the face. That's coming to you anyway, whether you win or not.)

posted in 99th Percentile - 11 replies

vote smack

2008-07-31T20:32:12Z

it's the best apparently...

posted in 99th Percentile - 62 replies

vote for clean living

2008-07-31T17:24:18Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg6ZGOH46g8

posted in 99th Percentile - 13 replies

vote for satan

2008-07-31T16:44:07Z

you know you want to.

you're just afraid.

Do not be a fur.

posted in 99th Percentile - 116 replies

vote masturbation

2008-07-31T16:00:11Z

it develops self reliance...

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

vote obama

2008-07-31T15:39:22Z

because it's your only hope of redemption...

posted in 99th Percentile - 10 replies

vote for natalie portman

2008-07-31T15:28:50Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj5SDelOoYI

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

vote libertarian

2008-07-31T13:49:23Z

whatever the hell that is supposed to mean...

posted in 99th Percentile - 7 replies

vote goddess

2008-07-31T07:00:09Z

because what is is...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Fu6052ErX8

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

as

2008-07-31T06:54:39Z

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

You are a typical man.

2008-07-30T17:29:03Z

When you're not pathologically lying, you're masturbating your dick down to a nubbin.

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

vote democracy

2008-07-30T15:32:03Z

as if...

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

vote crack

2008-07-30T07:56:21Z

for best anti-depression therapy...

posted in 99th Percentile - 1 reply

marijuana...

2008-07-30T06:43:07Z

I'm bored and I want some super strength skunk...

posted in 99th Percentile - 5 replies

vote kiss my ass

2008-07-30T03:52:44Z

yes.

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

Captivate

2008-07-29T16:01:13Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyiVV59QtUM

CAPTIVATE – BUKUE ONE

VERSE 1

REALIZE THAT THE BLACKNESS EXIST
CREATING NOD FACTORS YOU CANNOT RESIST, I TWIST

LETTERS A LITTLE BIT BETTER, THAN MY AVERAGE COMPETITOR
(BUKUE PLAY’S THE EDITOR/SLAYS THE PREDATOR!)

BRINGING HIP HOP BACK TO BONE STRUCTURE,
SKELETOR STYLE, MEANWHILE ENHANCING SHOW SETS.

HEY LET’S!.. COMMENCE TO GET INTENSE WITH HEIGHTENED EXUBERANCE!
I LOOK IN TO YOUR EYES AS YOU LOOK IN TO MINE NOW WE COMBINE
EMCEE AND CROWD, BAR FOR BAR, LINE FOR LINE.

NOW WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE, PLATEAU
YOU’RE FEELIN WHAT I’M SAYIN AS I SAY WHAT YOUR FEELING
REVEALIN’ EMCEES THE MAGICIAN!
AS THE CROWD PLAYS THE CAPTIVE AUDIENCE BUT LET’S SWITCH!

YOU BE THE MAGICIAN, I’LL BE THE AUDIENCE AND YOUR ENERGY’S THE WIZETRY THAT CAPTIVATES.

VERSE 2

THE BLACK UNDERESTIMATED,
DEDICATED MY LIFE TO MAKE RHYMES TIGHT PRE-MEDITATED,
EVERY STEP OF MY PATH STAYING ELEVATED
ALL FLOWS INNUNCIATED, I’VE NEVER HESITATED
TO SAY WHAT I FEEL , FOR REAL I NEVER FAKE IT.
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, SERPENTRY ELIMINATED
THROWN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HIP HOP DIFINISTRATED
BEFORE THE BODY HIT THE GROUND IT DESINTEGRATED
PENETRATED THROUGH BARRIERS, STEREOTYPES EVAPORATED.
KEEPIN Y’ALL CONFUSED, DISCOMBOBULATED.
ARTIFICIALLY SIMULATED BUT NEVER DUPLICATED
SERPENTS WHO TRY TO TAKE IT , THEY GET IGNOMINATED.
HUMILIATED FOR NOT KNOWING HOW IT’S CREATED
WHILE WE PARTICIPATED, THEY REMAIN SEDATED.
I SPEAK UPON ALL 5 ELEMENTS ARTICULATED
THAT’S HOW BUKUE ONE GETS THE CROWD CAPTIVATED.

VERSE 3

TO CAPTIVATE IS TO FASCINATE COMPLETELY, HOLISTICALLY HOOK
SOUL, MIND AND BODY LEAVING US ALL SHOOK.

‘CAUSE THE VIBE WAS SO THICK
THE SHOW ENDED AT TWO BUT YOU COULDN’T MOVE TIL 6!

YOUR VIBE WAS FIXED ON THE LYRICS THAT I SAID,
I WAS IN AWE CAUSE I SAW YOU KEPT NODDING YOUR HEAD!

THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SET, EVEN BETWEEN SONGS!
YOUR MIND HAD LOST CONCEPT OF SPACE AND TIME.

IT’S HARD TO FIND AN EMCEE WHO CARES,
WHO MAKES EYE CONTACT, TO SEE IF YOU ARE AWARE,
I’LL STARE AT YOU UNTIL WE CONNECT, EXCHANGE ENERGY TIL POSITIVITY REFLECTS!

OBSERVE.. DO YOU FEEL YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE?
DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH?
WAS IT WORT THE THE TIME SPEND?
WAS IT MEMORABLE? WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT
DID BUKUE MAKE THE EFFORT TO CAPTIVATE?

posted in 99th Percentile - 47 replies

Welcome Humming@Random and Satanwatch!

2008-07-29T15:46:58Z

I happen to know that this is Satanwatch's favorite wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

And this is Humming@Random's: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Please compare and contrast.

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

Troll Olympics

2008-07-29T02:09:09Z

Fuck the 'most annoying troll' election. It's like there's no standards these days. Anybody with a keyboard and a personality disorder goes around claiming to be a troll. It's not that simple. There's craft involved, painful initiations into the guild, everything.

Who really even deserves the title of troll? And how do we even know?

posted in 99th Percentile - 15 replies

Oh Great

2008-07-29T02:06:26Z

It seems at night when all the trolls are in bed, the insane psychodrama elves come out to play, leaving their merry little spews everywhere.

Who was that masked riler of True? He was not, whoever he was, very nice.

posted in 99th Percentile - 53 replies

the war

2008-07-29T01:53:08Z

just thought I'd mention the war and maybe ask what you americans think is a realistic timeframe for moving into iran etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 14 replies

american role models...?

2008-07-29T00:14:09Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MUuDFeoyvM

posted in 99th Percentile - 1 reply

It's all about you. (Ode to Co-Dependence)

2008-07-28T22:58:28Z

But you weren't there.

Instead there was some other guy, working on the pipes.

He said you were out with relatives that you have to entertain.

Plus you didn't want to see the busted-up wall.

I thought you would honor our appointment, but it seems not.

You have social skills, I do not. I rely upon you for all my joi de vivre,

without you making connections at parties I would stand all alone,

laughed at by the crowd, even told my taste in music was out of style.

While you are there, I fit in. Why did you leave like this when you knew

this was so important to me. I know it's so hard to pretend to care.

But why can't you just do it once for me YOU PIECE OF SHIT SELFISH MALE!

I want you to love me, I want us to be together, but you are so disagreeable,

so apt to refuse to be manipulated. Why is it the ones we really want are the

ones that refuse to be manipulated, but which we pine away to manipulate so badly?

YES, this is a parody! I was going to write more, but it was becoming stilted.
Funny how that happens, huh?

Yeah, all these recent thread suck. Even Jman left!!! WTF! Now this pathtic place is just another gashog.
Might as well be mystubbydick... (just felt like using that {instant recognition/someone else to spit on}

How you girls doin'?!

Oh, and I vote for dull as dishwater!

posted in 99th Percentile - 111 replies

vote leda

2008-07-28T20:50:59Z

most annoying troll nominee...

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

let's vote...

2008-07-28T20:37:08Z

so like can we do fun stuff like voting on this tribe...?

like voting for who is the most annoying troll here...

this voting thread will allow an annoying forum for airing annoyances whilst generating them...

so maybe we can start by nominating candidates etc...

posted in 99th Percentile - 35 replies

Bring it

2008-07-28T06:29:42Z

Rendall says you trolls (as self described) have been nice to me. I won't dispute his opinion on that. But that made me think. If I'm so annoying, show a rational argument and that way you trollish people can release your frustration towards me. But I will defend myself with logic. I decided to say this because since this is the internet, I don't have my usual method of dealing with disrespect or dissent. So this has to do.

posted in 99th Percentile - 149 replies

vote shannon

2008-07-28T02:07:17Z

if you must...

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

vote orpheus

2008-07-27T10:11:31Z

This thread is to campaign and vote for orpheus.

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

vote Victor

2008-07-27T10:04:40Z

this thread is to campaign and vote for Victor...

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

vote TRUE

2008-07-27T10:03:55Z

this thread is to campaign and vote for TRUE...

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

Let me try this again, but with a twist

2008-07-26T21:00:08Z

Instead of just advice, how about a radically different viewpoint. Such is the truth of my nature.

posted in 99th Percentile - 87 replies

what's happening...?

2008-07-25T18:37:33Z

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ATAPP4hTM

posted in 99th Percentile - 4 replies

weigh in, geniuses~!

2008-07-24T06:24:24Z

come on, just do your civic duty --->>> http://tribes.tribe.net/allnighters/thread/112fd9bd-1034-4490-a0df-5db16cb1b86a#88963e4e-7bda-4b4a-9e14-f2fbc82df630

posted in 99th Percentile - 0 replies

Boy or Girl?

2008-07-24T06:20:19Z

mmmmmmmmmm....androgyny

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-boy-or-girl-test

(I got 79%)

posted in 99th Percentile - 9 replies

the superior solution...

2008-07-23T22:50:06Z

well I let myself get dragged down by the insanity on the news and global recession and the usual downer stuff...

not that I exactly care about the suffering of others but to see it on the news kinda reiterates my own unsatisfactory life amidst the hostile shitheads that surround me...

so anyway a californian myspace friend who had sent me nude pix of herself and was fairly cute just mailed me after a very long silence and asked if I'd marry her until the USA invasion of iran was done with...

well girls always flake on guys that say yes so I said yes...

but like then I started thinking about the prophecies of end times and babylon and stuff...

well if the world doesn't end it kind of makes sense that the UN should legalize pot and heroine and take over the middle east and north africa from the atlantic acroos the med to the red sea and through to india and make a huge holiday resort where rich fat yuppy alcoholics and their junky sex workers dressed like a bunch of extras from mad max 2 can prance about doing silly kitsch stuff like a BM club med kibbutz...

it's maybe not exactly paradise on earth but it would suffice as the next phase of social engineering for a pointless species with nothing better to do...

I'd certainly be up for relocation with the promise of a few acres to cultivate ganja and the services of a few tantric performing girlies...

posted in 99th Percentile - 44 replies

this may be evil of me, but....

2008-07-23T21:03:32Z

i have a distinct impression that people who run tribe are either completely clueless and have no idea what they're doing, or they have completely different priorities.

i'm mostly referring to Darren of course, since Mark CLEARLY has other priorities, and Wendy (aka the TOU Gal) seems to be functioning just fine, under the circumstances.

anyway, i really don't want tribe to die, although i'm afraid it might be just a question of *when*, not *if* (it's going to croak).

(but of course, maybe Darren did a miracle this time, and i'm just being pessimistic, as usual. ::: zip it, Inna. ::: )

just sayin'.

posted in 99th Percentile - 17 replies

Projection of self actualization onto profile: any suggestions?

2008-07-23T16:24:10Z

I'm going to spend all night getting friends, joining tribes, and making my profile the best on tribe. Does anyone know which tribes have the most activity? Any other suggestions?

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

this tribe is pants...

2008-07-21T14:16:30Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nm5MQ-dKfIQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddFBX9hwaOM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk

posted in 99th Percentile - 199 replies

Festivus

2008-07-21T10:17:18Z

Please list your grieviances against me.

Any problems you have in life, you can list them too.

I am accepting responsiblity, it's all my fault. All of it. anything at all, it's my fault.

posted in 99th Percentile - 17 replies

Playground equipment.

2008-07-21T03:14:04Z

The image I linked to in another thread was found on this funny page:
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/2672/

I sucked at every single game shown.

Tetherball = ball in the face
Four square = ball in the face

Girls didn't play nicely. Four square death match. I MIGHT get out of the entry square every now and then, but that usually meant some mean girl would enter and knock the rest of us out to move up to that A or 1 spot. You know, the girls that had the early growth spurts kicked ass. Amazons of fourth grade.

I found that last image on the above site to be a bit off. Do we really want to encourage children to climb up into an elephant's ass? Couple more images here:
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/5a9325ec

And why do I have the feeling there is more than one playground bully in this tribe?

posted in 99th Percentile - 20 replies

CLOSURE TIME IS RUNNING OUT

2008-07-21T02:28:42Z

http://touwatchdog.tribe.net/thread/039035dd-a7bf-4b44-8224-9df5899398d8#54ab5342-e5da-466c-82db-1851bbe66706

posted in 99th Percentile - 28 replies

I am extremely upset about it, Benjamin

2008-07-19T22:14:20Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-szPXVTTA&feature=related

posted in 99th Percentile - 29 replies

eating out is fun

2008-07-19T20:28:37Z

if you have never eaten any pussy, why not? What is your problem?

posted in 99th Percentile - 9 replies

it's all my fault

2008-07-19T20:09:34Z

If you have no friends .... this is not my fault.

If you have no money ... this is not my fault.

If you are lonely ... this is not my fault.

If you are alone ... this is not my fault.

If you have debts ... this is not my fault.

If you have legal problems ... this is not my fault.

If you are unhappy ... this is not my fault.

If you are jealous ... this is not my fault.

If your apartment is small and cramped ... this is not my fault.

If your car does not run ... ths is not my fault.

If there is a homeless man taking a shit on your sidewalk ... this is not my fault.

If tribe is slow and not working ... this is not my fault.

If you do not have a happy relation with your family ... this is not my fault.

If you do not like what is on TV ... this is not my fault.

If you do not have a TV ... this is not my fault.

If you have not been laid in a decade ... this is not my fault.

If your cat has fleas ... this is not my fault.

If the dry cleaner lost a button on your best shirt ... this is not my fault.

If you are bloated and have gas ... this is not my fault.

If there is smog and the sky is dreary ... this is not my fault.

If the guy standing next to you on the bus had B.O. and farted in your face ... this is not my fault.

___________________

Just because I am on tribe ... it is not my fault.

Just because I had a red cartoon devil for an alt ... it is not my fault.

Unless, of course, you are crazy, in which case it is all my fault.

posted in 99th Percentile - 10 replies

the fall will probably kill you

2008-07-14T19:40:17Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qCPhah8ojQ&feature=related

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

I live in fear of...

2008-07-14T17:23:17Z

the idea someone even "Got" the post I made before this one.

posted in 99th Percentile - 135 replies

hard core porn

2008-07-13T07:59:54Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F74NJYXx9Fo&feature=related

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

I'm special...

2008-07-12T04:17:03Z

I'm not like the rest of the ignorant scum in this sad little tribe...

posted in 99th Percentile - 20 replies

the tribal ok

2008-07-12T04:10:18Z

too bad the goth sluts in reallife look nothing like this wonderful harlot. That is unless you tape three or four of them together and melt the fat

posted in 99th Percentile - 138 replies

A Fitting Tribute

2008-07-12T04:04:38Z

www.presidentialmemorial.wordpress.com

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

the tribal okie

2008-07-12T03:59:26Z

Yay!

The tribal okie is all backwoods. You know, snake handlin,' moonshine swillin', clan breedin'. It was funnier before Rev Gasket changed his name again.

How come there's never a snake handling camp at Burning Man? I'd be a lot more inclined to go if there were.

posted in 99th Percentile - 4 replies

Whatever happened to emo?

2008-07-03T20:59:47Z

Was emo just a passing fad?

Why doesn't anyone care anymore, about emo?

Why?

*sob*

posted in 99th Percentile - 3 replies

Tribe was better...

2008-07-03T20:58:20Z

...before you people showed up and ruined it.

Yes, you know I am talking about you. Yes, you.

Look in the mirror. What you see there is guilt.

Guilt for your failures, guilt for not living up to the great promise of what tribe could have been.

You think about that over the 4th of July, you ingrates. Think about all the people who died in the name of freedom, and then consider how unworthy you are as you eat your microwaved mac & cheese while sitting at your computer terminal the whole day in your less than fashionable underwear. You stink. You really ought to consider bathing.

All of you should consider that while you are doing this internet junkie thing, normal people are outside, enjoying picnics, BBQ, family get togethers, swimming in refreshing waters, skinny dipping, canoeing, playing music, watching fireworks and all kinds of joyful things. "Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July."

But not you. If it's not on TV, DVD or the internet, you won't be having it.

Have you considered moving to South Korea? That is an internet nation. You would fit in. And don't worry, you can acquire a taste for kimchi.

posted in 99th Percentile - 4 replies

cocaine

2008-07-03T18:11:39Z

have you ever done cocaine in the governor's mansion?

posted in 99th Percentile - 9 replies

Censorship and... The Hope Bong

2008-06-10T23:58:57Z

http://uspolitics.tribe.net/photos/7e8b1384-3fdc-45c5-8d55-84f7e2fe3dce

(i fucking protest)

posted in 99th Percentile - 30 replies

science...?

2008-06-04T16:38:05Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjKMhtyI3L8

posted in 99th Percentile - 112 replies

Keeping Scabs At Bay

2008-06-04T03:20:16Z

I am proud and happy to report that the union just got voted in where I work. We won by a 2 to 1 margin. The owner did not want a union on his property, but our vote trumps his wishes. His only choice is to get used to it.

posted in 99th Percentile - 35 replies

Hey!

2008-05-20T20:49:22Z

I didn't pick this scab!

posted in 99th Percentile - 4 replies

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2008-04-30T06:17:14Z

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posted in 99th Percentile - 31 replies

sex club

2008-04-22T05:29:31Z

sex club of America.

call now.

or VISA / Mastercard

posted in 99th Percentile - 6 replies

Censorship

2008-04-21T12:04:07Z

How many of you have been censored?

Did you enjoy it?

posted in 99th Percentile - 26 replies